1. Jim Leighton
2. Jenna Jameson
3. Batman
4. Wolverine
5. Hulk Hogan
6. The Jesus
7. Hugh Grant
8. Jo Guest
9. The Rock
10. Frankie DeTori
11.Slyvia Saint
'There's no doubt our league challenge has been ruined by our cup run. However, a day out in Baaadiff and the chance to lift the trophy is the stuff of dreams'
To stay top for the whole season is no mean feat.
I'd like to take all the credit for this season but obviously some of the credit has to go to the players. They're a cracking bunch and they've responded very well to what other people have called an unorthodox style of management. I don't want to give away the secret of our success now, but if anyone is interested, I've got a book out on the 12th September, published by Hallmark at a stonkingly reasonable £12.99