NSC Snowman Competition - February 2009

[1066familyman]

Carrot willy snowman looks a bit worried with that dismembered HEAD lying there next to him.

I'd say he looks more than worried. The poor sod's absolutely terrified to the point where it's made his hair stand on end.

 

[1066familyman]

Still on the subject of carrot willy snowman.

I know that extreme fear can make one shit ones self, but can it induce a spontaneous erection too I wonder ?

 

[Easy 10]

Still on the subject of carrot willy snowman.

I know that extreme fear can make one shit ones self, but can it induce a spontaneous erection too I wonder ?

Well, I've heard that some men ejaculate when they are hung from the gallows.
And if thats not the most off-topic tangent on this thread, then I demand a refund.

 

[bristolseagull]

Still on the subject of carrot willy snowman.

I know that extreme fear can make one shit ones self, but can it induce a spontaneous erection too I wonder ?

indeed it can my friend....

 

[1066familyman]

indeed it can my friend....

That's a very confident and swift reply.

Not speaking from experience are you ?

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Snowmen? Pah! Only worth pissing on...

 

[andybaha]

It won't upload mine either!!

 

[1066familyman]

Well, I've heard that some men ejaculate when they are hung from the gallows.
And if thats not the most off-topic tangent on this thread, then I demand a refund.

Does the guinness book of records currently have anything recorded for distance achieved do you know ?

A bit like this snowman competition...no prizes for the winner of course.

 

[bristolseagull]

That's a very confident and swift reply.

Not speaking from experience are you ?

well I 'built' carrot willy snowman, so I know him inside out...

 

[Whitterz]

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[Easy 10]

Does the guinness book of records currently have anything recorded for distance achieved do you know ?

I can't quote the stats, but I once read somewhere that Jack Crompton (1813-1839) fired a globule of sour lumpy man-yoghurt clear across the courtyard directly into the left eye of a watching seamstress when he was hung for stealing potatos from a landowner in Lincolnshire.

From that day forward, witnesses to the hangings were actively encouraged to wear goggles - which indirectly led to the invention of Perspex.

 

[1066familyman]

I can't quote the stats, but I once read somewhere that Jack Crompton (1813-1839) fired a globule of sour lumpy man-yoghurt clear across the courtyard directly into the left eye of a watching seamstress when he was hung for stealing potatos from a landowner in Lincolnshire.

From that day forward, witnesses to the hangings were actively encouraged to wear goggles - which indirectly led to the invention of Perspex.

Potato diet ffrom now on for me it is then.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

One Snowman said to the next:

"Eeerre, can you smell carrots?"

 

[magoo]

Size isn't everything...

brilliant!

someone had built one on top of a bus shelter on lewes road opposite bevendean, couldn't stop to get a picture of it though.

 

[We're the Stripes]

Why can't you upload an image off your computer? Darn sight easier than having to stick it on a website first ...

 

[South London Seagull]

This is my effort!

 

[Playing On The Grit]

This is my effort!

f*** me, South London. Where's my magnifying glass? I can't quite make anything out with the naked eye.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

I know this is in very poor taste but this is NSC after all and I am sad to say I laughed. May I present Snowy Deacon!

 

[South London Seagull]

Sorry...it is rather large!

 

[Playing On The Grit]

Sorry...it is rather large!

...As you have never had to say to your missus!!!!