NSC Room 101

[Tom Bombadil]

Ernest wannabies

 

[Hannibal smith]

(1) Women in swimming pools who complain when their hair gets wet.
(2) Saturday night TV.
(3) Bar Staff who haven't got a clue whose next.
(4) People who arrange Conference calls for 4pm on Friday afternoons, stopping me knocking off early.

 

[Everest]

People who stick it up Dan Harding

 

[Pevenseagull]

Ben Elton
Halva
Lighter Theives
Cheap burgers when sold for over a fiver in pubs
Sentances starting with basically
The singer from Keane's face
David Fulton
Printer jams
Pubs/ bars that only have Bodingtons as 'bitter'
Pre club bars
People who clutter up pubs on New Years Eve (amateur night)
People in queues at the ticket office in train stations booking tickets for convoluted journeys a week or more hence getting the ticket seller to check a vast range of routes
People
Queens Road from 9pm 'till 4 am at the weekend
Trance music


I could go on


and probably will

 

[Braders]

janet street porter
lee ryan from blue
the rest of blue
destinys child
David beckham
Man United fans who are only them when they win
Micheal Winner

 

[Leekbrookgull]

Townie,s with 4x4 with bull bars,just whats the point? Stoke-on-Trent and car drivers when they pull into refuel,instead of using the front pump of two,use the rear one so you have to que behind them

 

[withdeanwombat]

dwarf-knockers.

So,a large knockers man.



Oh, sexists
Snow White
Oompa Loompas
Dwarfists.

 

[dougdeep]

Car drivers.

 

[colinpants]

Students, disabled badges and people who do their weekly shop at the petrol station.

 

[Yorkie]

People who do not know what their accelerator is for when waiting to get onto a roundabout (causing a two mile tail back behind them)
People who stop in the road to let someone out of a side turning. They end up with a tail back behind them too.

 

[Bakesy]

People who do not know what their accelerator is for when waiting to get onto a roundabout (causing a two mile tail back behind them)
People who stop in the road to let someone out of a side turning. They end up with a tail back behind them too.

I predict a 20 minute journey to Palarse........

 

[looney]

Self rightous leftwingers.

French people.

Call centre operators.

Michael Winner.

Ben Afleck.

"J-lo" Untalented fat bitch

Coldplay, just untalented dross.

Palace fans

Grolies

Box ticking public sector beurocrats.

THE f***ing EU!

 

[LANGDON SEAGULL]

People who dont indicate
Cyclists
The Sun
Soap Operas
People who 'support' Chelsea but have never seen them play
Call centres
Slow shop servers
Wankers who buy their syndicate's lottery tickets in front of me in the queue
That 'easy' chant
Tim Lovejoy
Jim Davidson
Thatcher
Cricket
People that dont know how to use the middle lane

 

[SussexSpur]

The words "absolutely" and "fantastic", and all who use them.

So, a fair few - in fact, most - crappy radio stations would be mopped up into the bargain. Re----sult.

Oh, and a certain wannabe-acTOR, injury-prone Judas Gooner, but trust and hope simple fate will send him limping mincingly to West Ham by next season anyway...

 

[brighton2win]

girlfriend stealing pricks

.

 

[Normal Rob]

High heels - the sound of them clip clopping down the street when walking to work in the morning drive me ******* nuts.

 

[Normal Rob]

High heels - the sound of them clip clopping down the street when walking to work in the morning drive me ******* nuts.

and before people ask - no it's not me wearing them

 

[Yorkie]

and before people ask - no it's not me wearing them

I was just about to....

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Bad Beer

 

[bhaexpress]

Ernest wannabies

I'd go with that.

All religions.