NSC Question of the day....What IS the ideal Wife?....

[looney]

After reading most of your posts over time and having a long think about it your perfect wives are............

One's that arn't prepared to tolerate your crap, your fithy habits and langauge, ones that will make your lives hell if you step out of line and only let you have rumpy pumpy if youve been good.

Yea you know its true.

 

[El Presidente]

Double jointed, with the morals of an alley cat, and an encyclopaedic knowledge of The Smiths and football

 

[Franks Wild Years]

What ? Costs £78.90 before 9.30 am.

 

[The Large One]

Double jointed, with the morals of an alley cat, and an encyclopaedic knowledge of The Smiths and football

Hmm, I believe you're talking about Morrisey there.

 

[Yorkie]

The ideal wife is the one who has found the ideal husband.

 

[attila]

Gorgeous, clever, stroppy, inspirational, loves music and football as much
as I do....Robina! Do hope we don't draw Northwich Vics in the FA Cup 3rd Round though....