NSC Question of the day....What IS the ideal Wife?....

[Northstander]

I prefer me dinner on the table as I walk in the door after work and a nice cool can of beer poured carefull in a tankard to wash it down with, not forgetting that it should not be burnt too!!!

Then, when I fancy a bit, she gets dressed up in the old sexy gear and gives to yer!!!

What are you thoughts on this serious topic imo!

 

[Napper]

http://www.realdoll.com/

gets my vote all day long

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Id love to hear Easy 10s view on this....

 

[Vlad the Impala]

An EX-wife.

 

[Superphil]

Superwife does it for me

 

[the full harris]

http://www.realdoll.com/

gets my vote all day long

from the FAQ section:

Question: Do you have any rejects or used models I can buy for cheap?

No.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

One who is not a Slut Faced Whore

 

[Faldo]

...a nice cool can of beer poured carefull in a tankard to wash it down with, not forgetting that it should not be burnt too!!!

Theres NOTHING worse than BURNT beer!

 

[Trufflehound]

Someone who prefers drinking beer to shopping for shoes, tolerates my football fetish, isn't hung-up about anything, is a good looker, and who goes like a train when required.

Someone like Mrs T in fact...

 

[Trufflehound]

Re: Re: NSC Question of the day....What IS the ideal Wife?....

Theres NOTHING worse than BURNT beer!

Depends how you burn it. If you roast the barley until its virtually black before brewing, you can make a mighty fine dark ale.

 

[Easy 10]

and who goes like a train when required.

Someone like Mrs T in fact...

What, you mean she stops you half way and kicks you off ?

 

[Trufflehound]

What, you mean she stops you half way and kicks you off ?

Only if i haven't got a valid ticket.

 

[Northstander]

Someone who goes like a train when required.

Someone like Mrs T in fact...

What she always comes late you mean

 

[Trufflehound]

What she always comes late you mean

Sometimes not at all if there's snow on the tracks...

 

[lost in london]

Someone ...who goes like a train when required.

What, chuff chuff with occasional blows on a whistle?

 

[Dave the OAP]

mine

 

[Trufflehound]

What, chuff chuff with occasional blows on a whistle?

When were you last on a train that went "chuff chuff"?

I might, however, have to install an emergency brake in the bedroom. Or do they call that a dead man's handle?

 

[Simster]

Mine. Proper tasty.

 

[dougdeep]

Someone elses.

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

a woman who can clean with her left foot open a bottle of beer with her right, wash up with her left hand while cooking with the right..................in short.....a swiss army wife