NSC Oscars 2007 - Best Looking Member, male of female

[Uncle Spielberg]

Lush, BAG, the Large One , whose it to be , nominations

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

me

 

[Gritt23]

A poll about who has got the best looking member?

Blimey, I didn't know we'd all been that intimate.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

I hear Stinkers Bridge has got quite a sizeable member, although there are a few unsightly thread veins on the shaft which may rule him out of winning the main prize. How closely are these members being inspected?

 

[Les Biehn]

Kinky.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

I met the Large one in his shop at the weekend..he is HOT!

I can still hear his parting words as I left..."next time, buy something!"

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Grumpy Sourpuss

 

[Simster]

Lokki7 is

Although I run him close.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Dwayne has to be in the mix surely

 

[Trufflehound]

How closely are these members being inspected?

I should think the judging will be done from the Members' Enclosure.

Pretty close-up in other words.

 

[Commander]

Me.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

no me

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

not me

I think that's obvious.

I know who I think anyway...

 

[Dave the OAP]

Lokki 7 is bar far and away the best looking bloke on here.





And................he is a bloody nice bloke too

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

les

 

[Uncle Buck]

Alan the goat.

 

[Tubby Mondays]

I hear Stinkers Bridge has got quite a sizeable member, although there are a few unsightly thread veins on the shaft which may rule him out of winning the main prize. How closely are these members being inspected?

The only thing sizeable about Stinkers Bridge is his gut. He wouldnt know how big his member is because he hasnt seen it for years, but I am reliably informed by Mrs Bridge that it in no way fits your description of it.

Sorry to dissappoint.

 

[Stinkers Bridge]

The only thing sizeable about Stinkers Bridge is his gut. He wouldnt know how big his member is because he hasnt seen it for years, but I am reliably informed by Mrs Bridge that it in no way fits your description of it.

Sorry to dissappoint.

That isn't my gut. It is in fact my veiny gut-stick - I have to wrap it round my waist to stop from tripping over it.

 

[Lokki 7]

Lokki 7 is bar far and away the best looking bloke on here.





And................he is a bloody nice bloke too

You flirt you.

(I'll give you that tenner later)

 

[Dave the OAP]