NSC myths

[Titanic]

There are quite a lot of people who just don't GET it.

 

[Titanic]

A suitable 'smiley' makes your post very SPECIAL

 

[CheeseRolls]

Ignoring trolls doesn't work.

Much better to accuse them of fishing, so that everyone else can easily find their dull attempt at a wind up.

 

[Titanic]

All Palace fans are moronic trolls

 

[Creaky]

It's fine to use foul language in front of young children at a match

It's necessary to drink at least 5 pints on a match day to be a real fan

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

All Palace fans are moronic trolls

The majority on this board are, to be fair.

 

[Guinness Boy]

Sussex are about to lose a wicket / bowl an over full of wides and long hops.

It's perfectly acceptable to post player ratings based on the game you have intermittently listened to on the radio.

We offer wages that are far too low.

We offer wages that are far too high.

If you criticise another fan on here you certainly didn't mention it to their face.

The atmosphere at the Amex is much worse than any other club in England, including Fleetwood Town.

The GDC are a hooligan group.

 

[Jim D]

Several posters are ITK and have contacts deep within the club. They always get to know who we are about to sign as well as what every current player earns.

.....and as 'they've never been wrong before' we must believe their posts without question (or they'll get very upset and never post again).

 

[Papa Lazarou]

Calderon is going to make a wonderful manager/coach despite the fact that nobody knows if he has any coaching badges yet.

I see this meme has been rolled out again today. Well played.

'Get rid of Jones and replace him with Calderon' - which I beleive is 2 combined! Bingo!

 

[Postman Pat]

All the physios and doctors at the club are incompetent buffoons who still use leeches to get our players fit, how else would anyone explain the massive injury list.

The new training ground will be a mecca for talented young players and we will have the next Lionel Messi playing for us in the next 2 years.

 

[Norman Potting]

NSC is, in FACT, a figment of @Meade's Ball's fertile imagination.

Just as I suspected, it's Meade's Ball's world and he has chosen to let us inhabit it.

....Also the above post will unleash the punctuation and apostrophe police, possibly.

 

[Buzzer]

If you make the same joke often enough it becomes very, very funny.

 

[SouthCoastOwl]

You don't have a valid opinion or point of view unless you attended every home game played at The Priestfield.

 

[Albumen]

3pts = OG > GP & we're going up

< 3pts = GP > OG & sack everyone at the end of the season and get an englishman in

 

[Guinness Boy]

If you make the same joke often enough it becomes very, very funny.

Also, if you make the same joke often enough it becomes very, very funny.

 

[FamilyGuy]

Having a great Avatar is really, really important (as is good grammar).

 

[Simster]

If you make the same joke often enough it becomes very, very funny.

Fancy a game of Mornington Crescent, Buzzer?

 

[Sergei's Celebration]

NSC accurately reflects every fans opinion.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Tony Bloom is Mutts Nuts. (He is Perseus really)

 

[spring hall convert]

Ulloa scores a goal a game.

The Battle of Trafalgar is the best pub in Brighton.

The Green Party are on a mission to ruin Brighton.