NSC cool points

[Tooting Gull]

What qualities/opinions do you need to have to be truly 'cool' on NSC? I reckon we could easily build up some identikit model poster - and then try and identify them. I know it's not me.

I'll start with: You have to hate the Daily Mail. I mean really loathe it. Even if you've never read it.

 

[Acker79]

You need to be able to ignore any mistakes, errors or poor performances from the players and look for anything else to blame rather than the players (extra cool points if it's the ref, or the quiet -i.e. less cool - fans at withdean)

 

[User removed 4]

I'll start with: You have to hate the Daily Mail. I mean really loathe it. Even if you've never read it.

So hating the daily mail is a pre-requisite for being cool even if you've never read it ? and you have the front to brand it's readers small minded

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Just be me. Plain and simple.

 

[Tooting Gull]

So hating the daily mail is a pre-requisite for being cool even if you've never read it ? and you have the front to brand it's readers small minded

Jesus. The old irony-meter not working this morning? THAT'S THE FCUKING POINT.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Wood knot be abal to spel or rite in propor English I wood of thort.

 

[seagully]

Copious usage of the word Fixtures......

 

[User removed 4]

Jesus. The old irony-meter not working this morning? THAT'S THE FCUKING POINT.

Sorry, got my taking umbrage head on this morning , i'll put my hands up , now i re-read it !!

 

[Man of Harveys]

No hooliganism at football matches was ever actually reprehensible.

 

[Tooting Gull]

You clearly need to have visited the Falmer site. At least once.

 

[Timbo]

So hating the daily mail is a pre-requisite for being cool even if you've never read it ? and you have the front to brand it's readers small minded

blimey, are you having a bad day?

i've always thought you could post absolutely anything on here and manage to get into a row about it. and any thread that has turned into more than 3 pages always contains a row.

 

[Acker79]

You must view stewards as the devil's workers

 

[Acker79]

Your opinion on a player/manager will change depending on one of two things: whether we win, or the point you are trying to make

 

[Simster]

No hooliganism at football matches was ever actually reprehensible.

Word.

And if you're of a certain age, you must quietly reminise over such "great" days when it wasn't safe to travel away or when you threw plastic chairs about and smashed up cafes in Oslo following England - even if nowadays you look like Roy Cropper's even SADDER brother and would impress absolutely no-one if you were talking about it in person.

 

[Mellotron]

Word.

And if you're of a certain age, you must quietly reminise over such "great" days when it wasn't safe to travel away or when you threw plastic chairs about and smashed up cafes in Oslo following England - even if nowadays you look like Roy Cropper's even SADDER brother and would impress absolutely no-one if you were talking about it in person.

Plus long lists of people with ridiculous names;

Tall Harry
Stan the Stabber
Frankie Oink
Pinko
Jimmy
Smalls
Bobby Tooth

and just generally paying tribute to them and such.

 

[Mendoza]

you MUST post at least 3 of the below 4

youtube videos of quality songs

recipe

dog in fancy dress

RANDOM words in CAPITAL letters

 

[xenophon]

Being born under the West Pier (the "Grand Old Lady" if you're uber-cool), with a stick of Brighton Rock in yer gub, and with Alan Mullery and Peter Ward as midwives.

Yer nuthin if yer not that

 

[Tooting Gull]

This is great stuff. So far our identikit cool NSC poster is a multi-faceted Independent-reading ex football hooligan who never criticises the team. Anyone in mind yet? Keep em coming.

 

[Billy the Fish]

I can see two sides developing in this one

Be real world mates with Simster, Man of Harveys, Haans Kray fan Club and Kylies Stunt Arse and help them agree with each other's opinions.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

What qualities/opinions do you need to have to be truly 'cool' on NSC? I reckon we could easily build up some identikit model poster - and then try and identify them. I know it's not me.

I'll start with: You have to hate the Daily Mail. I mean really loathe it. Even if you've never read it.

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