desprateseagull
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star trekking (the firm?)
we come in peace, shoot to kill
there's klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow..
we come in peace, shoot to kill
there's klingons on the starboard bow, starboard bow..
Lord Cornwallis said:Anyone remember 'Convoy'?
That shite song about the American trucking industry.
Spot on, though with lines like 'I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip shop' you're spoilt for choice.chips and gravy said:What about Jilted John with Jilted John? Now that was a classic, remember the immortal line 'Gordon is a Moron'?
Lord Cornwallis said:Anyone remember 'Convoy'?
That shite song about the American trucking industry.
edna krabappel said:I have no idea who the singer was but I do recall my childhood being blighted by some precocious brat on Saturday Superstore singing "It's Horrible Being In Love When You're Eight & A Half"
thedonkeycentrehalf said:Sadly I can confirm that without even searching the web this was performed by 'Claire and Friends' who I believe were an offshoot of the St Winifred's School Choir of 'There's no one quite like Grandma' infamy and who featured Coronation Street Actress and Peter Kay best friend Sally Lindsay
Golden Oldie said:.....but on the other hand, if you really want to plunge the depths, how come no one has mentioned Rolf Harris so far.
Sun Arise, Tie me kangaroo down sport,
edna krabappel said:What about THIS?
"You don't have to act like a great big star
Just be yourself, be who you are
Just say no (NO!)
Just say no
Just say no (no)
Just say no"
etc
Remember kids: don't do drugs or you'll end up like Zammo
Ernest said:I'd have f***ed the arse right off Zammos girlfriend
edna krabappel said:There was once apparently an album with Keith Chegwin's name on which I gather is meant to be an ironic nod to the art of the novelty record, and which features amongst others
Damian- Time Warp
Rednex- Cotton Eye Joe
Los Del Rio- Macarena
Samantha Fox- Touch Me (I Want Your Body)- not sure if she thought of it as a novelty record at the time, but there you go
Beach Hut said:We used to sing just say yes to Zammos record