Norwich City kit published on internet..

[hans kraay fan club]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/norwich-fan-to-be-burned-as-witch-201204205146/

Norwich supporters have previously been criticised for worshipping the man who installed the floodlights at Carrow Road as a 'sun god'.

Brown said: “I’ll come quietly rather than having the locals drag me from my home as I don’t want my parents getting into trouble for their indoor toilet."

 

[Triggaaar]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport/sport-headlines/norwich-fan-to-be-burned-as-witch-201204205146/

'Brown will burned in a large wicker laptop in Norwich city centre this Saturday, providing the man who has the fire can get there on time.'
'At seventeen years old he’s a middle-*aged man so he should know better by now'



I like the idea that one man in Norwich has fire

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Is that not the same as ours but in yellow ??

 

[strings]

Is that not the same as ours but in yellow ??

Same collar, same socks, definitely. Norwich's home shirt from this season was our effort from last season, minus the stripes rendered into yellow and green. Errea clearly love to give Norwich our cast-offs.

 

[Pinkie Brown]

'Brown will burned in a large wicker laptop in Norwich city centre this Saturday, providing the man who has the fire can get there on time.'
'At seventeen years old he’s a middle-*aged man so he should know better by now'



I like the idea that one man in Norwich has fire

That Ipswich fan who made the video about 'Norwich City Football club & its fans all going to Hell' was obviously right after all. They are clearly possessed by The Devil. He knew what he was talking about - Its us who are bonkers & haven't a clue.......

 

[keaton]

On a side note why are names in posts on this thread constantly giving me gambling links?

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Bottom line says it's a civil not criminal matter & Police should not have been involved, maybe a fine for NCFC for wasting Police time?

 

[Dave the OAP]

"Norwich supporters have previously been criticised for worshipping the man who installed the floodlights at Carrow Road as a 'sun god'""

the daily mash is brilliant





aaargh hk beat me to it

 

[leigull]

On a side note why are names in posts on this thread constantly giving me gambling links?

[MENTION=6886]Bozza[/MENTION] generating more advertising cash for the site. Bloody annoying though!

 

[Notters]

Anyone got a picture of their old and new shirts side by side?!

 

[Jack Straw]

Norwich Fan to be Burned as Witch!

The Daily Mash - Norwich fan to be burned as witch

Norwich fan to be burned as witch

20-04-12



TEENAGE Norwich City fan Chris Brown is to be burned at the stake for dabbling in the dark arts of electricity.

The Suffolkian’s crimes include using the sorcery known as 'internet' in strict defiance of the laws laid down by the elders of the wet principality.

Brown will be burned in a large wicker laptop in Norwich city centre this Saturday, providing the man who has the fire can get there on time.

Wetland denizen and High Chief of the Broads Roy Hobbs said: “If the gods had meant us to use computers they’d have given us the infrastructure, technology and physical dexterity to manipulate them properly.

“At seventeen years old he’s a middle-*aged man so he should know better by now. No good can come of these thingummy*-learning ways.

"Next he'll be looking at those papery*looking things with squiggles on them. You know. Those.”

Brown has been found guilty of using the powers of evil to leak the design of the Norwich City squad's new straw hats. However the club has said that if he sacrifices two chickens and smears their blood over his face during a full moon before his incineration his soul may not suffer for all eternity.

The strait*laced Christian sergeant initially assigned to investigate Norwich’s complaint has been told that Chris Brown never existed and that there is nothing for him to see here.

Norwich supporters have previously been criticised for worshipping the man who installed the floodlights at Carrow Road as a 'sun god'.

Brown said: “I’ll come quietly rather than having the locals drag me from my home as I don’t want my parents getting into trouble for their indoor toilet."

 

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Mr [MENTION=259]Jack Straw[/MENTION] - given this thread is (sort of) fixtures* and I don't want it to go to waste - will you be doing a JS American Express Community Stadium Expansion Watch this summer?

Thank you please.

*see the Norwich kit thread: http://nortr3nixy.nimpr.uk/showt...n-internet..&p=4867548&viewfull=1#post4867548