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Dec 24, 2010
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There are some really good suggestions here. But what's the betting the one to catch on is "duh duh duh duh, Craig No-One"
 


Goldstone Rapper

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Jan 19, 2009
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Craig noone, noone, noone, let me hear you say wayo! :jester:

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Turkey

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Jul 4, 2003
15,583
Just heard Man Utd fans singing "Giggs will tear you apart again" on Football First.

"Nooooooone, Noone will tear you apart, aaaagin" would sound brilliant.
 




Jimmy Grimble

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Nov 10, 2007
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Starting a revolution from my bed
Group of us were singing Kish will tear you apart again on the train back from Huddersfield weeks ago!
 




Harold

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Jul 7, 2003
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Hastings
I like the idea of this when he's just skinned someone...

Craig Noone, you've just been done by Craig Noone, you've just been done by Craig Noone...

(tune of Blue Moon)
 






Sheebo

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Jul 13, 2003
29,319
Just heard Man Utd fans singing "Giggs will tear you apart again" on Football First.

"Nooooooone, Noone will tear you apart, aaaagin" would sound brilliant.

I like = been in my head all afternoon - could this take off like the Benno one?
 






tonymgc

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May 8, 2010
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Drive by abusing
I like = been in my head all afternoon - could this take off like the Benno one?

We have to make this happen. If it sticks in your head you know it's a winner. The Bennett one was in my head for days after Bournemouth & i found myself singing it constantly.
 


portlock seagull

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Jul 28, 2003
17,609
Er, not that I'm going to come up with any suggestions but that doesn't mean I can't say some of the suggestions on here are a waste of cyber space. And that's the only place they're going. They'll never catch on! Others there's a fighting chance. But none that might catch on are actually SONGS. Chants, perhaps, but not SONGS - what's happened to the 70's and 80's and even 90's ditties we used to sing? When you think of songs like Blue Moon, Walk on, Bubbles etc they're songs because there's more to them than one inane sentence, repeated half a dozen times. That's a CHANT!

Now lets have some new but in the style of good old fashioned SONGS. And not one's borrowed from loads of other clubs just replacing the surname. Grrrr
 


Giraffe

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Aug 8, 2005
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Agreed. I hate the Noony Nooney chant, just common.

We need songs not chants.

What a out something to the tube of "Ferry cross the Mersey"?

Craig Noone, cross the ball
Better than you did last night....

The words need some work!!
 




Cpt. Spavil

Well-known member
Mar 9, 2008
1,071
Noone! Here comes the Noone!
Ready or not, here comes the boys from the South
Noone! Here comes the Noone!
Ready or not, How you like him now?


idk ?
 


portlock seagull

Well-known member
Jul 28, 2003
17,609
Much better boys! Keep 'em coming...
 


Davey Boy Smith

Active member
Jul 5, 2003
502
I like the idea of this when he's just skinned someone...

Craig Noone, you've just been done by Craig Noone, you've just been done by Craig Noone...

(tune of Blue Moon)

This.
 






Gritt23

New member
Jul 7, 2003
14,902
Meopham, Kent.
I like the idea of this when he's just skinned someone...

Craig Noone, you've just been done by Craig Noone, you've just been done by Craig Noone...

(tune of Blue Moon)

That's my favourite so far.

We've certainly got to do something better than the "nooooooooooooone" we've got at the moment.
 


Buzzer

Languidly Clinical
Oct 1, 2006
26,121
Okay - this needs a lot of work to the words but could be a go-er. It's got lots of those 'la-la-la' type things going on which we seem to like.

To the tune of "if paradise is half as nice" by the Amen Corner

La la la la, la la la la
la la la la, la la la
la la la la la
la la la la la

If paradise is half as nice
as heaven that NOONE takes me to
Who needs paradise
I'd rather have NOONE

[skip the first verse from the real song and go straight to the second]

When you wear the stripes
I know it's all right
You'll never be passed
Because you're so fast
When you are around
my heart always pounds...
like a brass band

oh-oh-OH

If paradise is half as nice
as heaven that NOONE takes me to
Who needs paradise
I'd rather have NOONE

And this is the tune
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Yes? No? Back in your box and shut up Buzzer?
 


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