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NIMBY Tom Hark (We Don't Want Falmer)



Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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The Auditor said:
How about designing The Tom Carr Stadium?

Surely the Wan Carr stadium would be more appropriate...
 






Lady Whistledown

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NSC Patron
Jul 7, 2003
47,514
Secret hidden verse, only available on the DVD...

Because we're so scared
Of Prescott's selection
We'll drag all this out
Till after election

We'll string it along
With NIMBY claptrap
To cover the fact
Our excuses are crap

They're based on hearsay
Scaremongering shite
We'll moan on all day
We can't sleep at night.

We've everything crossed
(Six fingers each hand)
That nothing is built
And you get orrf our land....
 




The Auditor said:
How about designing The Tom Carr Stadium?
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Lady Whistledown

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Jul 7, 2003
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Sorry Storer, if we built that near Falmer the objection would be that the white goalposts completely RUIN the landscape.

There would then be another inquiry to examine the different shades of paint that would best blend in with minimum post-sheep collision.
 




edna krabappel said:
Sorry Storer, if we built that near Falmer the objection would be that the white goalposts completely RUIN the landscape.

There would then be another inquiry to examine the different shades of paint that would best blend in with minimum post-sheep collision.

True. but we could mark out the pitch in flowers rather than paint
and I would personally sponsor a climbing rose on each goal and corner flag.:lolol:
 




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