Probably not as desirable as a spring chicken, but once she got well plucked, trussed and stuffed properly, she has braised nicely, and her tender flesh is dripping and very succulent beneath the spices and seasoned skin.
And there should be more double entendres worked into the script...Then when you sit there watching and giggling you can try explaining to your kids what it is all about.
Now THAT would be entertaining