Lets face, we all thought it was a shit selection this year, so lets have a look at the TREATS we've got in store for us over the next calendar year:
Football failure. I'm sure with that ruddy-faced tit, Steve McClaren in charge, failure to qualify for the Euros are a nailed on certainty. So the football nomination will go for David James - for not being picked and for being able to read his broadsheet newspaper. Most footballers can't even hold it the right way up.
Rugby failure. Marvel at how the "World Champions" England scrape into the knock out phase before being humiliated by Western Samoa. Wales will lose to Argentina in the last 8, and Scotland will have the unfortunate luck to be drawn against NZ in the last 8, although no-one will have predicted their slightly one sided 119-3 defeat. Ireland will make the final but will do so with nobody from Ulster playing a prominent role.
Rugby League. More marvellous third out of three action in next seasons tri-nations tournament. We might scrape a draw in one of the dead rubbers towards the end of the round robin bit.
Cricket boredom. Fresh from a humilating 5-0 whitewash in Oz (completed in January), England will be PONY in the summer. However, that's alright because the nation will no longer give a shit now that a) we're shit and b) the ECBs piss poor decision to give ALL cricket TV rights to Sky comes home to roost.
So the winner will be...
Dwayne Chambers - for getting himself a multi million dollar contract with a nothing NFL team simply because he can run fast and catch a ball.
As usual, Phil Taylor and one of the snooker players will also be nominated.
So well done in advance, Dwayne.
Football failure. I'm sure with that ruddy-faced tit, Steve McClaren in charge, failure to qualify for the Euros are a nailed on certainty. So the football nomination will go for David James - for not being picked and for being able to read his broadsheet newspaper. Most footballers can't even hold it the right way up.
Rugby failure. Marvel at how the "World Champions" England scrape into the knock out phase before being humiliated by Western Samoa. Wales will lose to Argentina in the last 8, and Scotland will have the unfortunate luck to be drawn against NZ in the last 8, although no-one will have predicted their slightly one sided 119-3 defeat. Ireland will make the final but will do so with nobody from Ulster playing a prominent role.
Rugby League. More marvellous third out of three action in next seasons tri-nations tournament. We might scrape a draw in one of the dead rubbers towards the end of the round robin bit.
Cricket boredom. Fresh from a humilating 5-0 whitewash in Oz (completed in January), England will be PONY in the summer. However, that's alright because the nation will no longer give a shit now that a) we're shit and b) the ECBs piss poor decision to give ALL cricket TV rights to Sky comes home to roost.
So the winner will be...
Dwayne Chambers - for getting himself a multi million dollar contract with a nothing NFL team simply because he can run fast and catch a ball.
As usual, Phil Taylor and one of the snooker players will also be nominated.
So well done in advance, Dwayne.
