Next season............

[Man of Harveys]

Frankly, anyone coveting something that looks like a council block fused with a young offenders institute and some park benches has been watching football at Withdean for too long.

 

[Dave the OAP]

 

[Drumstick]

It may be shit, but it looks better than Withers! However its not as 'intimidating' as the majasky!

 

[WATFORD O]

By the way do you still have that stupid dragon mascot??

He's Theo and hes the DON!

 

[Croydonbloke]

Why oh why oh why.

Palace are our rivals. Why are LO so obsessed with us?

You heard what he said Watford0. Off you go and find another rival.

 

[Parson Henry]

We need to have some fun this season so why not spice it up with Lorient?

 

[Silent Bob]

We need to have some fun this season so why not spice it up with Lorient?

Why, when we've already got the FIERCE south coast DERBY against Bournemouth, and the possibility of getting our INTENSE RIVALS WOKING in the LDV VANS TROPHY.