New Stadium

[Thimble Keegan]

Whilst sitting around with too much time on my hands I have come up with the idea of the Albion building a new stadium.

No please, do not laugh and bear with me on this one but during this brainwave I have also thought of an excellent location. Some of you may hate me for saying this but there is a horrible field up by the A27 and the universities in an area called Falmer which I think is probably the best place for this.

Perhaps someone could make the club aware of this.

I am being brave by saying this and I now expected to get roasted for my idea.

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

 

[CAFC Matt]

WTF is this about

 

[rool]

your talking bollox mate, every one knows waterhall is the best site followed by pende, but why not redevelop withdean

 

[Bobby's Gull]

I've always thought that everything surrounding Falmer by about 10 miles was AONB . . .

 

[perseus]

Surely, any sensible person would want to put the stadium in an attractive piece of land, not some nondescript muddy field?

 

[berkshire seagull]

Errr now isn't the time to talk daft and put ideas into fattys head while he thinks things through.

If he finds that it is a decent place he will scrap falmer

 

[Citrus]

What about the badgers?

 

[rool]

What about the badgers?

Can't we gas them?

 

[Braders]

What about the badgers?

yeah and the mushrooms and the snake ?

 

[The Famous Grouse]

ooooooooooo its a snake

 

[Beach Hut]

Think this is slightly mad

 

[Kent Seagull]

Bloody silly idea, we already have a stadium, a few deckchairs around the hammer throwing net to increase capacity will be fine.

Should never have sold the Goldstone anyway!

 

[Thimble Keegan]

Oh well, stuff the lot of you I am going to write to David Bellotti anyway and tell him of my idea...I am sure he will listen to me, he is a man of vision don't you know?

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

 

[Kent Seagull]

Save money, build yourself a football stadium, available in kit form from Focus DIY.

Comes complete with free Chairman and Lib Dem MP.

Can be converted into retail shopping centre with huge profits for Chairman.

 

[Turkey]

Don't be silly Thimble! Thinks of the bats! Think if the baaaats! Surely you must accept that there is an increased risk of vehicle/bat collision!

 

[Thimble Keegan]

Don't be silly Thimble! Thinks of the bats! Think if the baaaats! Surely you must accept that there is an increased risk of vehicle/bat collision!

Well the blind idiots should bloody well look where they are going then.

Albion & England forever.

Thimble Keegan
Worthing BHA

 

[El Presidente]

Toad's Hole anyone?

 

[perseus]

Toad's Hole really isn't very funny at all. The South Downs have left it out of the National Park and it will cost too much because of the roads and there isn't a railway station.

And its full of bats, and not cricket bats either.

And I think Lord Bracknell said it was in private hands and the owners may see profit in the area. They will not let the land go.

 

[Easy 10]

Nobody seems to care about bats any more. You're all so selfish.