On balance I like the "Sex Bomb" version but it needs more flow, less repetition, a nod to the original without sounding gay and something that links him to the club so other fans can't nick our song, i.e.:
"Akpom, Akpom, Chuba Akpom
He will get us goals, baby, when we sing this song
Akpom, Akpom, Chuba Akpom
He's scoring for the Albion!"
We really love you Chuba, Chuba, Chuba Akpom.
We really love you Chuba, Chuba, Chuba Akpom.
We love you Chuba when you run into the box now.
We love you Chuba when finish with a goal.
We really love you Chuba, Chuba, Chuba Akpom.
We really love you Chuba, Chuba, Chuba Akpom.
Chuba, Chuba said were better than Palace.
Chuba, Chuba said they can't score.
Chuba, Chuba, said good to be in Brighton.
Chuba, Chuba is the Arsenal reject we adore.