New retort for "Does Your Boyfriend Know Your Here" needed ?

[turienzo's lovechild]

"our bars are open later than yours"

 

[Surrey Seagull]

I seem to remember being at an Orient away match years ago (94-95ish) when the reply was for the away stand to all do a high pitch "oooooooo" while making the handbag gesture. Works for me.

Was that the season when they had that Mick Hucknall Palace fan in the home end?

 

[Mr Albion]

I've always been partial to :
" no, he's home washing his hair". But I do like "he's over there" and pointing at home fans.

 

[bigjon]

anything, as long as everyone sings it at the same time, instead of little whimpers all over the place, for me its....your dad, hes busy f***ing your dad, etc