New retort for "Does Your Boyfriend Know Your Here" needed ?

[TheMajor]

Getting a bit bored with the old "Your Too Ugly To Be Gay"

could we try something different, how about

"He's At Home Screwing Your Dad"

Better ideas please ?

 

[nick c]

Always thought the Y.M.C.A. chant would be the best retort.What could any set of away fans say back to us after that?

 

[jimhigham]

I seem to remember being at an Orient away match years ago (94-95ish) when the reply was for the away stand to all do a high pitch "oooooooo" while making the handbag gesture. Works for me.

 

[pintsawhiskey]

Any past watford should get the old , Does the social know your here!!! Never fails

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Any past watford should get the old , Does the social know your here!!! Never fails

Eltons sitting over here usually raises a chuckle at Watford.

 

[Janbha]

Well i thought this was quite funny sung by a few cheeky chappies in front of me joined in , i think it was down to the fact that nobody else knew what was coming (excuse the pun ) , but did raise a laugh when people managed to work out what it actually spelled out .

Directed at Hammers fans give us a ----------> C . U . R . I . O . U . S . what have you got ....

 

[bristolseagull]

"we'll tell the daily mail"

 

[Titus]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_iH1GhM2j8

 

[The Large One]

'You're too ugly...' is fine, especially if other fans haven't heard it. It's perfectly effective.

 

[loco61]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_iH1GhM2j8

that will only work on a half empty terrace but but two lines of this from anything over 50 albion fans would be the best retort ever:
might need to start working on the routine now though!

 

[AMEXican Wave]

Getting a bit bored with the old "Your Too Ugly To Be Gay"

could we try something different, how about

"He's At Home Screwing Your Dad"

Better ideas please ?

He's over there... He's over there...

 

[Washie]

I told you yesterday?

 

[JonathanLivingstonSeagull]

'you're just in denial'

and just a tidy up on the OP's suggestion

'he went out to f*** your dad'

bit punchier that way imo!

 

[TS90]

"He's sat next to you, He's sat next to you."

 

[smudge]

Said it before & I'll say it again.

"We can see you coming out".

 

[Seagull on the wing]

He's over there... He's over there...

That was the best retort I've heard with vigorous pointing at their fans!!

 

[k2bluesky]

'Does your girlfriend/misses know your queer' - good one for MP's!

 

[tangfastic]

come an have a go if you think you're hard enough!

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

maybe just do hetrophobic chants back?

"does your girlfriend know you're here?"

"i'd rather be a poof than have a kid"

"we can see you being straight"

"what's it like to f*** a girl?"

"town full of straighters"

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

"we design your girlfriends clothes"

"gok wans barmy army"

"what's it like to have lower amounts of disposable income than us?"