New member Brightonrkrap

[Parson Henry]

Say hello and hi to this innovative person who hails from East Grinstead.

I am sure that we should now await some insightful postings. After all the strength and depth of imagination and creativity employed in devising a username is quite astounding.

Hi Brightonrkrap!!

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[REDLAND]

 

[Edward Scissorhands]

Summer holidays.

 

[Trufflehound]

Trouble is, on current form we are...

 

[Man of Harveys]

Are they Swedish? Don't they spell "crap" with a "k"?

 

[tinx]

Summer holidays.

Exactly, funny how they started today isn't it really.

 

[Parson Henry]

Summer holidays.

See what you mean there.

 

[Trufflehound]

Are they Swedish? Don't they spell "crap" with a "k"?

Rkrap is a form of Polish boiled sausage.

Possibly.

 

[Parson Henry]

Rkrap is a form of Polish boiled sausage.

Possibly.

Definitely.

Or Rkrap could be an american rap star or crapstar?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

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Crazy double post.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I thought the newest member from the other day had an innovative username:

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http://www.northstandchat.biz/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=4899

 

[Man of Harveys]

Rkrap is a form of Polish boiled sausage.

Possibly.

Is this NSC Call My Bluff?

A rkrap, pronounced "rrr-crarrp", is a one of those unidentified crumb-like solids that you sometimes get at the bottom of your pint without having any idea how it got there.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

Nope. An "rkrap" is the sound made when there is a minor blockage in the anus, and you are taking a shite. The "r" element is made up from the initial escape of air around the sides of the blockage, before the "k" is the glottal stop as the mass of faeces comes up against the said blockage. The "r" is the sound as it begins it's slide to freedom, and the "ap" is the popping type sound as the anal passage is once again free.

Typical Palace fan to come on here and go on about arseholes. Nobbers.

 

[Parson Henry]

Nope. An "rkrap" is the sound made when there is a minor blockage in the anus, and you are taking a shite. The "r" element is made up from the initial escape of air around the sides of the blockage, before the "k" is the glottal stop as the mass of faeces comes up against the said blockage. The "r" is the sound as it begins it's slide to freedom, and the "ap" is the popping type sound as the anal passage is once again free.

Typical Palace fan to come on here and go on about arseholes. Nobbers.

I like what you say there.

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

East Grinstead is a shit hole

 

[Redhead]

According to the biography he's Peter Taylor

http://www.northstandchat.biz/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=4902

 

[Silent Bob]

We've signed DOUGIE FREEDMAN ?

 

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I thought the newest member from the other day had an innovative username:

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http://www.northstandchat.biz/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=4899

pronounced - The Artist formerly known as Marlin

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

We've signed DOUGIE FREEDMAN ?

Tell you what I wouldnt say no to that. Now he could do a job.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

pronounced - The Artist formerly known as Marlin

Excellent stuff!