New Bjork inspired NSC GAME

[aftershavedave]

ok - we are in danger of impasse. Let's lower the bar. You have had 8 pints - you are in a large hotel suite - Barry White provides the music - you have had no sex for three months - you walk in and Charlie Dimmock is lying between the silk sheets. Oh - and your contact lenses have fallen out - and you can't find your glasses.

Now ....... anyone for Charlie.

*struggles to open mini-bar, checks the hard-core porn movies and calls reception to remove the ginger lard arse from the bed*

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

*struggles to open mini-bar, checks the hard-core porn movies and calls reception to remove Ray Parlour from the bed*

 

[Seagullible]

OK I'll do Dimmock but only for saving you lot and only if I can be on the verge of spunking after wanking over a pic of Kylie!

Susan Kennedy from Neighbours

 

[DTES]

Susan Kennedy from Neighbours

Yes, go on then.

Her mate, Lyn Scully...

 

[¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>]

OK I'll do Dimmock but only for saving you lot and only if I can be on the verge of spunking after wanking over a pic of Kylie!

Susan Kennedy from Neighbours

yeah i'd ram one in Susan without thinking twice.

Any takers for those twins that were on GMTV the other day?

in case your memory needs refreshing.....

 

[Simster]

ok - we are in danger of impasse. Let's lower the bar.

you have had no sex for three months

Make your f***ing mind up.

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Yeah I would - in her Prisoner days (lyn scully that is)

judi dench

 

[aftershavedave]

Yeah I would - in her Prisoner days (lyn scully that is)

judi dench

one for the sex starved simster methinks, or harveys "shags anything european"

 

[Barnet Seagull]

one for the sex starved simster methinks, or harveys "shags anything european"

i was trying to pitch it at just that level.

 

[John Dorian]

yes, id smash JD....how about our own Dawn French ?

 

[Seagullible]

yeah, Dawn would get it.
Lea from Big Brother (though I suspect she's had it from a fair few!)

 

[John Dorian]

YES I WOULD SMASH LEA.....HOW ABOUT JANE FROM BIG BROTHER

 

[John Dorian]

awww... my caps lock was on.....so it looks like i was desperate to shag lea....

 

[Moshe Gariani]

nice game

I'll give Jane the thumbs up and offer up...

Ann Widdecombe

 

[aftershavedave]

nice game

I'll give Jane the thumbs up and offer up...

Ann Widdecombe

ermmmmm.....harvs? sim?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Noooo. I saw her in the flesh (what a thought) at Victoria Station once - I shuddered ........... Charlie Dimmock would get it before her ..................

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

ermmmmm.....harvs? sim?

I think we can take it as read that one, if not both of them would.

Janet Street-Porter?

 

[Man of Harveys]

ermmmmm.....harvs? sim?

Yeah, go on then. Big charlies, after all.

BBC Breakfast weatherwoman Carol KirkWOOD

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Yeah - I KirkWOULD

hmmm...

need to pitch this right.

Jade Goody

 

[n1 gull]

I'll have the Goody and give you Maggie Thatcher