Never mind dancing with Nancy Dell'Ollio, who wants an arm-wrestle with Jodie Marsh?

[Ernest]

Hope Nancy FORGIVES me if I STRAY

 

[Colossal Squid]

She's already appeared on Celebrity Big Brother.

And yes, she looks completely hideous. But to everyone saying "all this body-building does nothing for me", I really don't think she's trying to make herself sexually attractive. There aren't very many men at all who'd welcome a woman looking like that on the end of their cock. Don't worry, you are not alone. But it isn't as if she thinks she's looking good for the guys. She's just decided to get attention another way

 

[Napper]

Rug muncher anyway

 

[Brightonfan1983]

That is genius

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

yeah doesn't she drink from the furry cup these days?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

It's photoshopped?

 

[footychick]

She's on 'This Morning' today if anyone's interested

 

[Danny-Boy]

what the actual f***? all the muscly shit does NOTHING for me.

Ahhh but what abaht the ladeeeez, then? If she accompanied a bit of crumpet in to a dance, would you want to break into their moves?

 

[Danny-Boy]

yeah doesn't she drink from the furry cup these days?

Yes she's obviously gone down the Sam Fox root. Another one bites the rug.

 

[LennyD]

blimey she is an odd colour..

 

[Gilliver's Travels]

I thought it was one of those plastic figurines you used to get from cornflake packets.
You know… He-Man, Skeletor, collect the set. Except Jo-Di is the one you can't even give away.

 

[footychick]

She actually looked good on the telly this morning, much better than in the pics.

 

[Double Hard Bastard]

See her down my gym regularly and unless she's been on severe course of roids in the last few days it's not her! And she'd still get it.

 

[Triggaaar]

I feel sick

 

[marshy68]

maybe she is the midfield destroyer Gus is looking for?