Neil Warnock is turning into an elderly central European woman

[Man of Harveys]

...before my very eyes. I couldn't help but noticing this as he moaned away as usual about the ref with his weird little satanic look in his unsavoury shifty little eyes...but, as he gets older, you could stick Colin Wanker in a headscarf and a dirty apron and he just IS perfect as one of those old dears you see on newsreels, gleaning their way through barren potato fields in 1945 to feed hungry infants or lugging away the bomb rubble in Berlin.

If this carries on he'll be perfect to play the witch in a pantomime production of Hansel and Gretl, say. Or the homicidal dwarf at the end of Don't Look Now, if he walks on his knees. He won't even need a wig. Or is just ME?

 

[Mellotron]

Spot on. Although could also be made up in a more comedic way, a la Terry Jones' constant portrayal of middle aged women in Monty Python.

 

[Nottseagull]

Could also have posted a pic of a similar looking central/east European peasant woman.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Could also have posted a pic of a similar looking central/east European peasant woman.

He did.

 

[Mellotron]

Could also have posted a pic of a similar looking central/east European peasant woman.

You not seen one before?

 

[MattBackHome]

Do you see a beautiful young woman, or Neil Warnock?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

If this carries on he'll be perfect to play the witch in a pantomime production of Hansel and Gretl, say. Or the homicidal dwarf at the end of Don't Look Now, if he walks on his knees. He won't even need a wig. Or is just ME?

No, it's not just YOU

 

[Man of Harveys]

Could also have posted a pic of a similar looking central/east European peasant woman.

Sure but I couldn't find one. I did however find a picture of Neil Warnock - he's second from the left, arguing with an off-duty referee:

 

[Tooting Gull]

You do have a point. This old crone's from Macedonia - and she isn't happy about 23-year-old officials.

 

[SJ's Love Monkey]

Neil Warnock or Micky Adams? Mmm let me think!

 

[Nottseagull]

Excellent choice, Tom Hark. The nose is identical!
She looks like Britannia with that trident!

 

[Man of Harveys]

Neil Warnock or Micky Adams? Mmm let me think!

Is Adams also turning, American Werewolf In London-style, into a BABOUSHKA?

I'd not noticed that; I didn't think any other manager was. Except maybe Gerrard Houllier. Although I reckon he's heading more down the line of a Parisian CHARWOMAN.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Warnock after training this morning

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Warnock washing the kit.

 

[Skintagain 1983]

'ello Dave... you're my wife now...

 

[Man of Harveys]

Warnock after training this morning

...and with Selhurst Park-owning Ron Noades being unusually camera-shy in the background too. Cool.

 

[NMH]

Spot on. Although could also be made up in a more comedic way, a la Terry Jones' constant portrayal of middle aged women in Monty Python.

Warnock is coming over your wall, for that.
He knows where you live, y'know

 

[NMH]

Neil is, however, beginning to look rather more like a typical palace fan every day

 

[Bry Nylon]

Neil Warnock's dad....?

 

[Jesus Gul]

Neil's butch lesbo sister