Nearly got in a fight with my best mate......

[Paxton Dazo]

PD

I would go further.

I would even say, that I would be willing to piss on you, if I found you on fire!

Thank you, thats very touching

 

[Deleted member 2719]

I would say ditch him as a mate, he doesn't respect you the booze is no excuse - or you could go to karate lessons for a few months and the next time he tries it give him a YouTube - hong kong phooey

 

[Fazz62]

Go back and take your beatings like a man. Allow this friend to beat you, insult you, and cause you lots of harm bleeding and injuries.

Nah, only kidding.

I mean ffs!

NMH

"Go back and take your beatings like a man. Allow this friend to beat you, insult you, and cause you lots of harm bleeding and injuries."

You joke. But maybe it would have been BF's best option?

For example if he can't put the experience behind him and it will keep playing on his mind?
That "maybe" he should have done more to "stand up" for himself?

 

[Scotty Mac]

ill do him over for you kev

 

[Zesh Rehman]

ill do him over for you kev

as in f*** him? if so ill help?

 

[Horsham Gull]

scott ::safeway:safeway2:

 

[Scotty Mac]

im a right f***ing GAYER

 

[bright1064]

With friends like that, who needs enemies!?

Sounds like a Grade A NOBBER to me, I would've NUTTED him back!

 

[steward 433]

With friends like that, who needs enemies!?

Sounds like a Grade A NOBBER to me, I would've NUTTED him back!

Except you would probably have been too short



















Sorry couldn't resist

 

[bright1064]

It's ok Graham, I'm used to it by now!

But I do have a short mans temper! Like Pancho from 'Dirty Sanchez'
I'm not quite as short as him! But you get the picture!

To many bigger people underestimate the little guys, and I've experienced myself that it can be a mistake!

 

[steward 433]

It's ok Graham, I'm used to it by now!

But I do have a short mans temper! Like Pancho from 'Dirty Sanchez'
I'm not quite as short as him! But you get the picture!

To many bigger people underestimate the little guys, and I've experienced myself that it can be a mistake!

Pancho is by far the funniest and bad tempered. Shortman syndrome.

Short people are easier to get to the ground but harder to get hold of and once inside your guard bit harder to deal with.

 

[bright1064]

Short people are easier to get to the ground but harder to get hold of and once inside your guard bit harder to deal with.

Not to mention it's muct easier for us 'shortarses' to punch the taller guys in the bollocks!!!

 

[Fazz62]

Pancho is by far the funniest and bad tempered. Shortman syndrome.

Short people are easier to get to the ground but harder to get hold of and once inside your guard bit harder to deal with.

steward 433

"Short people are easier to get to the ground but harder to get hold of"

You are talking absolute b@ll@cks.

It is the other way around.

Its all to do with centre of gravity.

Trust me?

 

[steward 433]

Not to mention it's muct easier for us 'shortarses' to punch the taller guys in the bollocks!!!

I get used to that playfighting with my littlun

After the first 500 times you don't even notice it anymore!!

 

[steward 433]

steward 433

"Short people are easier to get to the ground but harder to get hold of"

You are talking absolute b@ll@cks.

It is the other way around.

Its all to do with centre of gravity.

Trust me?

OK Fazz whatever you say mate.

 

[Fazz62]

OK Fazz whatever you say mate.

steward 433

I am also a big fan of Sumo wrestling.

 

[ali jenkins]

Whats your 'mates' name Kev?

 

[vulture]

was it a poster on here .....aids

 

[defrocked priest]

Last night. We were in Oceania, and we all had alittle bit to much to drink. So he punched me in the stomach whilst dancing and it winded me for a while. Later on during the night he pushed me and the bouncer thought I started it but I didn't, so the bouncer talked to him. Right forget all that nonsense, now this is where it gets interesting. We were waiting for a taxi, and I was simply pushing it to far, ok the drink was talking. But he then started pushing me and shoved me to the ground, our other mates had to stop him from doing something serious. If you know me, most people do know that I aint the HARDEST person around. Ok I started crying and walked off, but they followed me and I kept apologising and then out of nowhere he cracked me on my jaw and I have the biggest fatlip and my cheek swollen. I was bleeding for ages.

Why I'm telling you this is, because should I go out with them anymore? Or should I stay the f*** away from him?!

I feel for you Kev aka Basil Fawlty.You'll wise up with age.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Chemical castration.

That's what needs to be done to fucktards like this.

Make sure they can never breed and pass on their retarded views and attitudes to any offspring.