It must have been like shagging a NINJA !But she kept the burkha on.
It must have been like shagging a NINJA !But she kept the burkha on.
i really think we need a better definition of mushy before we can pass comment.I've also shagged a girl who's fanny can best be described as MUSHY.
Does that count?
I've also shagged a girl who's fanny can best be described as MUSHY.
Does that count?
It must have been like shagging a NINJA !
....like sticking my cock in a letterbox.
Which i've also done.
Yes. But she kept the burkha on. Tell you what, getting a blowjob from her was like sticking my cock in a letterbox.
Which i've also done.
oh, so you didn't take the relationship any futherI had a go on an Indian once but an English Indian rather than an Indian Indian ! I mean she didn't wear a Sari or have a Bindi or anything.
She was lovely, nice big tits and went like a steam train.
Good times.
I shagged a Muslim girl. She was Shi'ite.
(Sorry but some one had to crack that gag)
some people like to shit on muslims
I can't honestly can't understand why you're a dole dossing, loser, scrounging FAGGOT when there is so obviously a career as a stand up comedian out there for you. Every single one of your posts on this thread have been simply HILARIOUS. Well done.
i really think we need a better definition of mushy before we can pass comment.
with women , men ? what ? we need more details.No, but every single one of my ex-girlfriends and my girlfriend have.
with women , men ? what ? we need more details.
yes , i see now, i allowed my enthusiasm to get ahead of me, what was that about smileys being the last refuge of the intellectually challenged ?I imagine he means that HE is Muslim.
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No, but every single one of my ex-girlfriends and my girlfriend have.