National steak and blowjob

[kerb trawler]

Wtf is this all about?

Bet some people actually believe this shit, ill make do with a couple of stellas oh and my 20quid on drogba to score first

 

[Butch Willykins]

I'm round my parents for dinner tonight. Mum cooked steak, a lovely bit of Rib Eye. Dad and I both loved the food. Now I feel awkward. Leaving very soon.

 

[nomoremithras4me]

Sheppards pie and a hand job would have done

 

[Mutts Nuts]

I'm round my parents for dinner tonight. Mum cooked steak, a lovely bit of Rib Eye. Dad and I both loved the food. Now I feel awkward. Leaving very soon.

The vision in my head at the moment is your mum and dad in a 69 have you left yet

 

[banjo]

The vision in my head at the moment is your mum and dad in a 69 have you left yet

 

[Butch Willykins]

The vision in my head at the moment is your mum and dad in a 69 have you left yet

on way home....... Now thinking about my mum and dad having a 69. Thanks.

(was a cracking steak though).

 

[Gullys Cats]

I'm round my parents for dinner tonight. Mum cooked steak, a lovely bit of Rib Eye. Dad and I both loved the food. Now I feel awkward. Leaving very soon.

lol

 

[kerb trawler]

I meant to say national steak and blow job day in the title

 

[kerb trawler]

I'm round my parents for dinner tonight. Mum cooked steak, a lovely bit of Rib Eye. Dad and I both loved the food. Now I feel awkward. Leaving very soon.

Maybe something in her eyes aswell haha

 

[daveinprague]

Sheppards pie and a hand job would have done

Id settle for the Shepherds pie right now after looking in the fridge...

 

[mistahclarke]

I'm round my parents for dinner tonight. Mum cooked steak, a lovely bit of Rib Eye. Dad and I both loved the food. Now I feel awkward. Leaving very soon.

you think that's bad, it's just me and my dad and he's drop his trousers now!

 

[bennibenj]

oh man didnt realise it was steak and blow job day!!!

my mrs will have to do with fish fingers and a backyarder!

 

[John Bumlick]

I'm round my parents for dinner tonight. Mum cooked steak, a lovely bit of Rib Eye. Dad and I both loved the food. Now I feel awkward sitting here with my dick out and neither of them making any moves towards it... Leaving very soon.

 

[hitony]

Wtf is this all about?

Bet some people actually believe this shit, ill make do with a couple of stellas oh and my 20quid on drogba to score first

Is this going to be your contribution to NSC?

 

[Shooting Star]

Gonna have to give myself a blowjob in a minute the way things are looking.

 

[John Bumlick]

is it national or international s&bj day?

 

[kerb trawler]

Is this going to be your contribution to NSC?

What are you going on about?

 

[cloud]

on way home....... Now thinking about my mum and dad having a 69. Thanks.

I am worried about the poor dog in your avatar - especially given your user name

 

[Butch Willykins]

I am worried about the poor dog in your avatar - especially given your user name

He didn't have steak for dinner.......Shit but I did.

 

[seagullondon]

Is this going to be your contribution to NSC?

well it is national steak and blow job day look on google.