[Humour] Names you give people, as a term of endearment.

[essbee1]

In the swimming pool we have 'two stroke' person because they do one length of crawl then one of breaststroke
alternately, Bob, because he is so slow he just 'bobs up and down', and 'windmill' because his backstroke looks
like a windmill.

 

[grubbyhands]

My mate is known as "Toblerone" 'cos his turds are triangular in section. It's a long story.......

 

[Surf's Up]

I always call people




when I really like them.