Names that won't offend?

[CHAPPERS]

Beard wearing danny baker lookalike twat.

 

[Lokki 7]

cunt

 

[Les Biehn]

Tool
Weapon
Splitter

 

[bhaexpress]

Numbskull
Pillock
Self Abuser
Brainless

 

[Rougvie]

WHITE-ER

 

[TrevorDove]

Skill

 

[Yoda]

Twassock

 

[The Large One]

Beard wearing danny baker lookalike twat.

How can I be beard-wearing AND a Danny Baker lookalike? You gormless ginger nobfiddler.

 

[Mustela Furo]

Wombat

 

[CHAPPERS]

How can I be beard-wearing AND a Danny Baker lookalike? You gormless ginger nobfiddler.

You are a danny baker lookalike with a beard. It isn't that hard to understand you half-witted dermatologicallly unkempt ponce.

 

[The Large One]

You are a danny baker lookalike with a beard. It isn't that hard to understand you half-witted dermatologicallly unkempt ponce.

Well, it's better than looking like a hedge-battered Paul Scholes after an excessive botox treatment course. Goatfiddler.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Errr.. errrrrrrr...

 

[perseus]

A "pigeon" is a name for a grass (Sussex argot to London translation).

Mrs Mangel says so, so it must be right!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

window licker

 

[looney]

Safeway.

 

[Grendel]

Bull buggering shit faced cockmaster.

 

[CHAPPERS]

window licker

Oi!

 

[Billy the Fish]

sillybilly

Oi you shitcunt

My nomination is shitcunt

 

[magoo]

Ninny!
DIN!
and SLEAZY TWO-TIMING SLUTFACED WHORE!!!!!

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Pilchard