Names that won't offend?

[Early Doors]

As fatboy said on another thread........

Not many names to call people that aren't offensive to someone, or originate from something unpleasant.

So how about coming up with (fun) name that wont offend anyone......

I'll start with....pigeon

 

[Silent Bob]

Bounder
Rascal
Ragamuffin

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Plonker
Prune
Prat

 

[Basil Fawlty]

Dipstick

 

[Hampden Park]

twat

 

[Hampden Park]

creep

crawlybumlick

 

[bristolseagull]

turnip

 

[Hampden Park]

dunderhead

 

[McShane79]

plum

 

[Uncle Buck]

Berk.

Except that comes from Berkshire Hunt, so .....

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Plonker
Prune
Prat

Wrong.

Mr and Mrs P (who used to live next door but one to me) were never happy about their name being used as a term of abuse.

 

[Lammy]

FUCKTARD
CHISLA

 

[Da Man Clay]

Fool

 

[Tricky Dicky]

Muppet is my favourite.

 

[Seagulltonian]

"You Silly Sausage"

Or, is that offensive to vegetarians?

 

[TrevorDove]

sillybilly
goon
guardian reader

 

[Hiney]

BUFFOON

 

[bristolseagull]

gimp

 

[The Large One]

f***ing wanker

 

[Hiney]

f***ing wanker