Name some 'Things'

[TheJasperCo]

A locker key.

 

[sam86]

These are all good - cheers - perhaps some a little more general though!

 

[Bognor Bystander]

a Clock ...

 

[brighton_tom]

a bottle of gin.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

A wrapped birthday present with a big red bow.

A penknife.

A copy of the Financial Times.

 

[leigull]

A tarantula

 

[Pogue Mahone]

A barrel of ale. A trampoline. A bucket.

 

[Moshe Gariani]

A bunch of keys

 

[Triggaaar]

You need to get
a life

 

[Nibble]

Proffesor Allegiha's patented mechanical wanking spanner.

 

[Biscuit]

Brutal anal fisting

 

[SeagullSongs]

An empty photoframe.

A whiskey glass.

A fireplace.

An armchair.

 

[Colossal Squid]

General Franco

 

[Marxo]

A Van de Graaff generator.

 

[upthealbion1970]

A diamond studded leopard

A potato

13mm reversible ratchet spanner

 

[Nibble]

A prolapsed anus

 

[Greg Bobkin]

A plastic bag

A tumble dryer

A telescope

A pair of scissors

 

[Norman Potting]

A herring, a stoat and King George Tupou V of Tonga

 

[Questions]

A piece of string with 2 knots in exactly 1 and a half inches apart.

Oh and I almost forgot....... A roll of bitumastic roofing felt.

 

[shaolinpunk]