Name an odd fact about yourself

[Trufflehound]

I was Elvis in another life

Dad? It's Lisa-Marie here.

You'll never guess who I saw mum snogging in the pub last NYE...

 

[Kumquat]

I served George Bush Snr a pint in a pub.

 

[Stat Brother]

I can drink a pint through a Wheat Crunchie, bacon flavoured.

 

[pasty]

I served George Bush Snr a pint in a pub.

I've served King Hussein of Jordan tea.

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

I once interviewed The Undertones lead singer Feargal Sharkey backstage before a gig in Cardiff in 1981. He spent the whole time trying to solve a Rubik's Cube.

 

[martyn20]

I can solve the Rubik's Cube but I cannot sing

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

This has been brilliant, wasted at least 20 minutes at work this afternoon reading these pages.

My Grandad used to own 70% of the Banana plants in the Canary Islands, now he's gone, my uncle runs it all. One day it will be mine.

I own 100% of all the banana plants on Canvey Island

How weird. Just about to post something about bananas and these two posts appear.

When I lived in Liverpool, I grew 17 foot tall bananas in my garden which flowered and fruited. I reckoned I may have been the first person to have flowered them so far north (possibly in the world). I appeared in the Liverpool Echo, almost knocking the signing of Dirk Kuyt from the front page and also had the whole of page three lol . There were BBC interviews and many newspapers carried the story. Perhaps Andy Warhol was right after all?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

......I can't see the point in tennis

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Demolition?

Yep

 

[16 bit 44.1]

The skin on my right ear is soft and flooy and i can fold it up and stick it inside my ear and it stays in.

Also my best mate Dave at school w*nked a donkey off in a field with a stick for a quid.

 

[severnside gull]

I spilled a tureen of hot soup over former prime minister Harold Wilson at a labour party conference dinner at the Metropole - my employment as a commis waiter came to an end approximately 30 seconds later

 

[martyn20]

Yep

Always amazes me how they hang on to that particular theory despite all the evidence

 

[Fef]

I recently sold a wheelbarrow to Ernest.

 

[BrianWade4]

I have one kidney and a long, thin, stretchy penis

My wife has pulled Mal Maninga

 

[LamieRobertson]

The skin on my right ear is soft and flooy and i can fold it up and stick it inside my ear and it stays in.

Also my best mate Dave at school w*nked a donkey off in a field with a stick for a quid.

i hav a bit missing on my left ear (shortly to be joined by another missing bit)..that is all

 

[Mackenzie]

I've got a horse called Gary.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Ralph Steadman once wrote a letter to Hunter S Thompson moaning about my outrageous behaviour

 

[surrey jim]

I spent three summers as a gardener for Richard and Judy at their summer house in Cornwall.

 

[Leekbrookgull]

I won a competition to name a pub (Barracudda chain do this and try to link it to its former use) in Leek they bought the old fire station asked via Leek Post and Times for any names and out off 100+ i won with The Engine Room.

 

[SIMMO SAYS]

My testicles WEIGH 10 stones

That's a load of bollocks @Ernest