Naked Gun or Airplane?

[Brighton Breezy]

Which is better and what are your favourite lines?

 

[Marc]

oohh toughy, both first films of both films (gah) we're very funny, 2 1/2 was good but I though 33 1/3 used some of the same old stuff (for orginality watch the Police Squad series).
Airplane 2 was pretty good.

Airplane:
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious!
Dr. Rumack: I am serious. And don't call me Shirley

Capt. Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been in a plane before!
Capt Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?



Naked Gun:

Jane Spencer: I've heard police work is dangerous.
Frank Drebin: It is. That's why I carry a big gun.
Jane Spencer: Aren't you afraid it might go off accidentally?
Frank Drebin: I used to have that problem.
Jane Spencer: What did you do about it?
Frank Drebin: I just think about baseball.

Frank Drebin: When I see five weirdos stabbing a guy in broad daylight, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakespeare In The Park production, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!

 

[alan partridge]

oooh good poll richie


airplane for me

 

[D'Angelo Saxon]

Naked Gun. Frank Drebin is MONEY.

 

[Man of Harveys]

I simply cannot decide, both are magnificent.

"He wasn't just a body, no...he had a mind."

 

[Brighton Breezy]

The bit in airplane right at the beginning when the tannoy announcers are arguing is fantastic...'the WHITE zone..'

'Its ok, I speak jive'.

 

[Wilts]

Surely there needs to be a call for Hot Shots 1 and Part Deux?

 

[Dave the OAP]

" This man needs to get to a hospital"
"What is it Doctor"
" Its a big white building with patients, but that's not important right now"

Leslie Neilsen talking to the Stewardess in Airplane

"I remember when I used to sit on your face and wriggle"

Stewardess to her ex husband.

 

[Wilts]

Boy: Milk?
Girl: No, I take it black. Like my men.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Richie

"Don't give me that White Zone shit...you have been having an affair haven't you?"

LOL

 

[Brighton Breezy]

"roger Roger"

"huh?"

 

[JJ McClure]

Airplane

[as the plane prepares to take off]
Old Lady : Nervous?
Ted Striker : Yes.
Old Lady : First time?
Ted Striker : No, I've been nervous lots of times

 

[Wilts]

"roger Roger"

"huh?"

We have clearance Clarence.
Roger
Over
What's our vector Victor?

 

[Brighton Breezy]

Striker: "Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid."

Elaine: "Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning."

AND

Elaine: "Would you like something to read?"

Passenger: "Do you have anything light?"

Elaine: "How about this leaflet; Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"

 

[Dave the OAP]

"here's a map , what do you make of it?"
" well I can make a lovelly hat, a paper plane...a boat......."

 

[Brighton Breezy]

"The shits really going to hit the fan"

 

[Brighton Breezy]

'Smoking or non smoking'

'Smoking please'

Produces smoking ticket. Genius.

 

[JJ McClure]

Control Tower : They can't be off course, they're flying on instruments.

Cuts to cockpit of plane with Striker, Elaine, and doctor playing trumpet, trumbone etc.

 

[Brighton Breezy]

The autopilot scene is an example of great, silly comedy.

Naked Gun and Air Plane are the only two films I will laugh out loud to when Im on my own. The only other example of this is the 'just a rabbit'scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail.

 

[Marc]

The autopilot scene is an example of great, silly comedy.

Naked Gun and Air Plane are the only two films I will laugh out loud to when Im on my own. The only other example of this is the 'just a rabbit'scene in Monty Python's Holy Grail.

highly recommend Hot Shots as its the same brand of humour as Naked Gun/Airplane, and better than both those IMO