Mysterious DEBIT

[element]

I am reassured by the fact that, having been there, I can't believe they would have enough customers to afford to be able to spend £50 on an advert. It's called So So. That's being generous. In my opinion, of course.

I am a denizen of the locale, and I think you will find it is called 'Sa Sa'. And as you rightly point out, it is best avoided, as it's main clientele are pissheads going home from the pub, who have forgotten how shi*e it is, and make the mistake of stumbling in there

 

[brakespear]

So are you saying that the Oriental Village is linked to a brothel in Moulsecoomb ?

If so I shall have to be careful with my crispy duck.

I think you misspelled the last word

 

[Rogero]

Thanks for this thread. Just had a credit card bill for £87 . I had no idea who it was for. I did a google search that lead me to North Stand Chat and mystery solved. It was Oriental Village.Thanks.

 

[TranmereGull]

Dear Points of View,

I've had £70.57 come out of my account as a debitcard transaction earlier this month to "Li & Mins Ltd". I have NO IDEA who they are, and have no recollection of this transaction at all. I did a quick Google and its a place in Coombes Terrace just off Lewes Road, although I can't see what type of business it is and it doesn't seem to have a website.

I'll probably have a little mince along there tomorrow, but anyone else heard of them ?

Concerned, of Sussex.

I wouldnt take my concerns about a chinese knocking shop to Points of View Easy. They deal with vexatious nonsense from BBC viewers about songs of praise being filled with darkies. Its Watchdawg you want so Matt Albright can go round there on a motorbike, have a substandard handjob filmed with a secret camera in his japs eye and then confront an angry chinaman who will shout "No Camera, No Camera" as he tries to escape in his van.

Alternatively you could try "Crimetips"

 

[Easy 10]

HA !

Nice bounce. And thanks for the tip Tranmere.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I wouldnt take my concerns about a chinese knocking shop to Points of View Easy. They deal with vexatious nonsense from BBC viewers about songs of praise being filled with darkies. Its Watchdawg you want so Matt Albright can go round there on a motorbike, have a substandard handjob filmed with a secret camera in his japs eye and then confront an angry chinaman who will shout "No Camera, No Camera" as he tries to escape in his van.

Alternatively you could try "Crimetips"

I like the cut of your jib

 

[Lady Whistledown]

HA !

Nice bounce. And thanks for the tip Tranmere.

When you do write to Points Of View, Easy, don't forget to include the textbook phrase "Imagine my horror, therefore, when....[Aled Jones stripped naked and performed a running lap of York Minster/Valerie Singleton showed off the painful side-effects of her recent vaginoplasty/ the socket wrench which had quite clearly been in Phil Mitchell's LEFT hand suddenly appeared in his RIGHT]".

In fact: is POV even on these days? Who presents it?

 

[Mellotron]

That Chinese takeaway in the photo of Lewes Road served up comfortably the worst fish & chips I have EVER had, bar none.

Went there out of desperation during a particularly busy shift one night, and will never darken their doors again. Their chips were oven chips, that they just lobbed in the deep fryer, with hideous effects, and the fish was tiny, dried out and pathetic.

Why on earth would you go to a CHINESE and order FISH and CHIPS?

 

[Sussex on Leith]

When you do write to Points Of View, Easy, don't forget to include the textbook phrase "Imagine my horror, therefore, when....[Aled Jones stripped naked and performed a running lap of York Minster/Valerie Singleton showed off the painful side-effects of her recent vaginoplasty/ the socket wrench which had quite clearly been in Phil Mitchell's LEFT hand suddenly appeared in his RIGHT]".

In fact: is POV even on these days? Who presents it?

POV is still on, as I discovered by chance on Sunday. Jeremy Vine was presenting. Suspect it was a pre-record because it was on just after 90 minutes of BBC scandal-related navelgazing on the Sunday Politics, then Jezza popped on screen to say something like "and only one subject that everyone's been talking about this week - the BBC's coverage of the US elections..."

Incidentally, that Valerie Singleton image will stay with me for quite some time. Thanks for that.

 

[Easy 10]

When you do write to Points Of View, Easy, don't forget to include the textbook phrase "Imagine my horror, therefore, when....[Aled Jones stripped naked and performed a running lap of York Minster/Valerie Singleton showed off the painful side-effects of her recent vaginoplasty/ the socket wrench which had quite clearly been in Phil Mitchell's LEFT hand suddenly appeared in his RIGHT]".

In fact: is POV even on these days? Who presents it?

I thought every letter had to begin: "Dear Points of View. Why oh why oh why...."

I haven't written to the BBC since Jimmy Savile ignored my request for him to fix it for me to be the little diver in a gigantic game of Mousetrap.
But in retrospect, I would appear to have had a fortunate escape.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Why on earth would you go to a CHINESE and order FISH and CHIPS?

You didn't see how bad the Chinese food looked.

 

[Sussex on Leith]

I thought every letter had to begin: "Dear Points of View. Why oh why oh why...."

I haven't written to the BBC since Jimmy Savile ignored my request for him to fix it for me to be the little diver in a gigantic game of Mousetrap.
But in retrospect, I would appear to have had a fortunate escape.

Don't know if this has been on here before, but apparently when BBC Radio Ulster held a phone-in on the Savile stuff, someone texted in to say "I won't have a word said against Jimmy Savile. When I was 10 he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded."

They read it out.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I thought every letter had to begin: "Dear Points of View. Why oh why oh why...."

That is also a fact. I used to like the voices they used to read the letters in. Though it would have been better if they used the same voiceover actors they had on Eurotrash, whereby every Dutch porn star and German glamour model was instantly granted a thick Brummie accent, thus setting off the story perfectly.

 

[Easy 10]

Don't know if this has been on here before, but apparently when BBC Radio Ulster held a phone-in on the Savile stuff, someone texted in to say "I won't have a word said against Jimmy Savile. When I was 10 he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded."

They read it out.

That is also a fact. I used to like the voices they used to read the letters in. Though it would have been better if they used the same voiceover actors they had on Eurotrash, whereby every Dutch porn star and German glamour model was instantly granted a thick Brummie accent, thus setting off the story perfectly.

From a thread about a transaction on my bank statement, we have arrived at Points of View, Jimmy Savile, and dutch porn stars.

The WONDERS of NSC.

Good work.

 

[MattBackHome]

You didn't see how bad the Chinese food looked.

I've had Chinese from the Fish and Chip place on Upper Lewes Road. Or is it the other way round?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

From a thread about a transaction on my bank statement, we have arrived at Points of View, Jimmy Savile, and dutch porn stars.

The WONDERS of NSC.

Good work.

Don't forget Valerie Singleton.

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Don't forget Valerie Singleton.

I shan't.

 

[Hove Seagull]

Don't forget Valerie Singleton.

There's no way I can forget Valerie Singleton with that image in my head now!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I shan't.

She's going to haunt you all day now.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I shan't.

Double post.