Iggle Piggle
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- Sep 3, 2010
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Around 2 and a half years ago, I got sick of my ex-wife’s DREADFUL cooking and divorced her. If you think thats harsh, bear in mind that year upon year upon year she produced some of the worst food on our street. I used to dread mealtimes, and she quite literally “stank the place out”. I got food poisoning 19 times.
Was that the one who bought the wrong food, cooked the food at the wrong time and couldn't even work out the instructions for the f***ing oven. She then did the same thing all over again with some numbnuts in Sheffield?