My postman is a clown!!

[swindonseagull]

I have just collected the package and it fits nicely through my letterbox.
The woman behind the counter in the post office asked for no ID and she gave me the original card back. So bang goes your big mouth theroies. Oh and my road is 3 miles long. Just wait there 30 mins while I nip home and get the card... I'm not linford bloddy christie..

 

[Aseros]

My postman just puts a card through the door without knocking. Once I opened the door and said "I am in" and he simply told me he didn't have my parcel with him. He just carried around stacks of cards.

 

[Pbseagull]

I have just collected the package and it fits nicely through my letterbox.

AHA !! It was just as I thought, he could'nt deliver because his clown shoes meant he could'nt reach your letterbox

 

[Stat Brother]

I have just collected the package and it fits nicely through my letterbox.
The woman behind the counter in the post office asked for no ID and she gave me the original card back. So bang goes your big mouth theroies. Oh and my road is 3 miles long. Just wait there 30 mins while I nip home and get the card... I'm not linford bloddy christie..

Does it.
Why would your postie go to the effort to write your card and carry your packet around, when he doesn't have to?

 

[u'vebeenamexed]

When the postie showed you the card did you give him dogs abuse, storm off tapping your back pocket and winking at a neighbour ?

 

[swindonseagull]

Does it.
Why would your postie go to the effort to write your card and carry your packet around, when he doesn't have to?

number one....maybe he was expecting to deliver it...you know thats a postmans job..

number 2 he had a nice red van just like postman pat...so he was not carrying on his round..

 

[swindonseagull]

When the postie showed you the card did you give him dogs abuse, storm off tapping your back pocket and winking at a neighbour ?

what?? have you been drinking?

 

[Stat Brother]

number one....maybe he was expecting to deliver it...you know thats a postmans job..

number 2 he had a nice red van just like postman pat...so he was not carrying on his round..

It all takes time, and extra effort.
Your Pat is totally responsible for that packet until it is returned to 'the cage'.
There's no point taking on that responsibility if you don't have to, esp when you have 50+ other ones.

 

[APACHE]

It's coming up to Xmas , upset your postie at your peril.

 

[swindonseagull]

It all takes time, and extra effort.
Your Pat is totally responsible for that packet until it is returned to 'the cage'.
There's no point taking on that responsibility if you don't have to, esp when you have 50+ other ones.

Is it not his responsibility to deliver it to the addressee

 

[swindonseagull]

It's coming up to Xmas , upset your postie at your peril.

Im off to the far side of the world on Tues for a month so thats no problem.....in fact I was very polite to him...I just said Oh well rules are rules....and went on my way.....( a bit pissed off)

 

[Stat Brother]

Is it not his responsibility to deliver it to the addressee

Yep which is why it just doesn't make sense, unless...






... he's a clown!

 

[redneb]

Postie this morning tries to deliver a Large letter, its to big for the letter box.

So he leaves a calling card.
20 mins later I see him in our street with his van, he speaks to me " hello mr W, ( hes been the postie her for many years) I tried to deliver a package today but you were out" I said I know, I saw the card..

He then shows me the package, (it is from ebay) I tell him whats inside and can I have it....

Not unless u give me the calling card......WTF I said its my name, my address and you know me....You just told me you tried to deliver it..
but he was insistent I cant have it without the handwritten card, WHICH HAS NO SERIAL NUMBER...so no one knows he left it..

Now I have to drive 5 miles each way tonight to collect a parcel addressed to me that the postie showed me.......WHAT A TWAT

Is this your postman?

 

[swindonseagull]

Yep which is why it just doesn't make sense, unless...




... he's a clown!

Hes starting at Mcdonalds tomorrow......Ronald is leaving!......................

 

[swindonseagull]

Is this your postman?

You know him? Nice one

 

[tgretton87]

How about this

Postman leaves a card (im in the house) I chase him down(with the card) this is how the conversation went.

Postman "number 12 is it"
Me "Yer thats right we were in but the bell sometimes does not ring"
Postman " Yer I usually look through the window and see the brunette girl"
Me " You look through the Window?"
Postman " Yer I know when shes in cos her cars in the designated space"
Me " Erm ok then can I have my parcel"
Postman " Tell her I said Hi"

My first thoughts were Affair LOL.

 

[Neil]

My postman just puts a card through the door without knocking. Once I opened the door and said "I am in" and he simply told me he didn't have my parcel with him. He just carried around stacks of cards.

Im a postman and if true report him to the Post Office on the number on the card saying what you have said on here .
Can't believe he would do that he would be sacked straight away

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

Im a postman and if true report him to the Post Office on the number on the card saying what you have said on here .
Can't believe he would do that he would be sacked straight away

That happened a lot to me when i lived in Liverpool. The local sorting office at West Derby instructed posties to use that method in order to cut down on time and weight. As an ex postie i knew it was an incorrect procedure. I confronted two postmen who both gave the same excuses. I told them that that was against company policy but they wouldn't have it. In the end, as i had tried to talk common sense with their supervisor and failed miserably,i contacted the official complaints department who took me seriously and rapped some knuckles.

 

[lark123]

good

 

[NMH]

Not as bad as the postie that bent a record-package to squeeze it through a letter box. That was true genius.