My most hated commentary cliche

[Stat Brother]

Just had it in the Arsenal game.
It wouldn't be so bad, if it weren't for the fact that I've not looked at any of the TV footy all weekend, and this beauty was said within 30secs of the TV being on.

'The one thing Arsene doesn't want is a replay'.

Surely if that was the case, the team who least want a reply would just boot the ball into their own net, with the last kick of the game.

So with 5mins to go, what do Arsenal want now, go out of the cup, or a draw?.

 

[Insider]

 

[Poyetry In Motion]

what makes me laugh is the assumption that Arsenal would win. Who's left out of the 'big 4' now...?

 

[Goldstone Rapper]

I despise 'that was worth the entrance money alone.'

Beyond that, I hate the phrase 'stonewall penalty' and especially if it's described as a 'stonewaller'.

 

[FamilyGuy]

I can't stand "no doubt about it", as in "if they'd had passed to Rooney he'd have scored - no dout about it!"

ffs, any sentance that starts with the word "if" by definition introduces doubt.......

and relax!

 

[pasty]

"He hit that too well"

What a load of bollocks.

 

[thejackal]

"DELIGHTED"

I never use this word, nor does anyone I know. But every footballer and every manager does. WHY IS THIS?

 

[Robbie G]

'Pass you over to our commentary team Andy Gray and Martin Tyler'

 

[Everest]

"DELIGHTED"

I never use this word, nor does anyone I know. But every footballer and every manager does. WHY IS THIS?

Because you and everyone you know are always miserable?

 

[dougdeep]

"They think it's all over"

 

[RottingdeanSeagull]

What about....He used all his experience there....what does that mean??

 

[Robdinho]

"He hit that TOO well" always gets me. No he didn't. He hit it wrong and missed.

 

[gullshark]

I f***ing hate the FA Cup line 'OH the magic of the cup' and other associated nonsense.

Heard 'Is the cup up to it's old cheeky self' or something on the scunny game

 

[thejackal]

Because you and everyone you know are always miserable?

Haha, not quite. Cos it's a ridiculous word that nobody uses in normal speech.

That's like me assuming, from your comment, that you're always argumentative?

 

[sir albion]

Nothing can compete with dickhead andy gray and his pathetic comments

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

Using "the goals" an expression of the singular, such as, he hit the ball towards the goals. A single goal is just that a goal not goals you thick shits.

 

[luke17]

On paper Man Utd should beat Accrington Stanley... what paper? Toilet Paper?

 

[vegster]

" He is a player who always gives 110%/120%/150%/200% "

 

[cheshunt seagull]

'He'll be disappointed with that'

Any lower or non-league player having some to 'tell their grandchildren', because they are on the same pitch as 11 overpaid premiership primadonnas.

 

[pasty]

Using "the goals" an expression of the singular, such as, he hit the ball towards the goals. A single goal is just that a goal not goals you thick shits.

Alan Hansen is an expert at that. How many goals can a player aim at FFS.