My man who tipped up a winner yeterday is calling today around 2pm with..

[Uncle Spielberg]

Thanks Tim I had £ 15 on Hugs Destiny and it was last.

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Cor, his tips are almost as good as yours, aye US?

 

[Deleted User X18H]

£15 GG sake have a proper bet , not your pocket change!!

On tis occasion though good choice!!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Some of us are on tight budget nowadays and it lost so thank god it was only £ 15 which could have brought me a bottle of red, 10 fags and a madras take away tonight.

Thanks for NOTHING

 

[Gazwag]

Some of us are on tight budget nowadays and it lost so thank god it was only £ 15 which could have brought me a bottle of red, 10 fags and a madras take away tonight.

Thanks for NOTHING

Hove Born inbred gives you the healthy option tips

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

Thanks for NOTHING

That from US. On racing tips. Hmmm.

That's quite a record in one afternoon though, HB&B - you could garner a following of bet-layers similar to Unc's at this rate...

 

[Hiney]

Picture the scene as we fast-forward a couple of years, to the Magistrates Court where a poor unfortunate soul is up in front of the newly-appointed beak.

Magistrate Born & Bred: "So then Young Man, to summarise this case, you turned to a life of crime after a succession of rubbish racing tips failed to sustain your lifestyle. Do you have anything to say for yourself?"

Man: "yes, well, I feel that if you hadn't given me so many SHIT tips, I wouldn't be in this position so I put it that it is in fact YOU that should be up on a charge".

Magistrate Born & Bred: "Ah yes, well. Case dismissed"

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Some of us are on tight budget nowadays and it lost so thank god it was only £ 15 which could have brought me a bottle of red, 10 fags and a madras take away tonight.

Thanks for NOTHING

GG Iam delighted I have stopped you buying any fags.

Tomorrow put your fag money on M Adams to be League 1 Manager month.........sorry about the Ruby though!!!

 

[Gazwag]

Magistrate Born & Bred: "Ah yes, well. Case dismissed"

 

[Hiney]

Harsh

Very harsh

 

[clippedgull]

Actually these two 'tripsters' are quite useful.

Whatever they 'trip' just lay on Betfair. Quids in!

 

[Adam Virgo's Shirt]

Picture the scene as we fast-forward a couple of years, to the County Court where a poor unfortunate HB&B is in front of one of his newly acquired court Judge chums

Judge: "So then Magistrate HB&B, to summarise this case, you turned to a life of gambling to fund your affluent lifestyle after your redundancy fund ran out?"

HB&B: "yes, well, it was rather unfortunate, but after I was appointed to the bench, the free meals and schmoozing stopped and I couldn't face shopping in Lidl"

Judge: "Ah yes, well. you're bankrupt and you're FIRED cos we can't have poor people lowering the tone of our prestigious court you know!"

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Some of you people are obsessed with me

I shall back here tomorrow offering tips to those who wish partake ........after the lunchtome swings with the boy of course