My last thread, I have a new Girlfriend.

[On the Left Wing]

So kev have you actually met her face to face yet ... or was it an internet pick up?

 

[On the Left Wing]

I have had a an ex wife and an ex girlfriend who were both psycho's!!!!

 

[Halftime Oranges]

go on the kev

 

[Kev the Ape]

So kev have you actually met her face to face yet ... or was it an internet pick up?

well on monday i was going to virgin megastores, when i bumped into her and we started chatting and we just been seeing each other since.

 

[jonogulls]

Kev, well done mate.

Good luck with everything. Just ignore the snidey remarks (not on this thread) from people who have nothing better to do during the day due to the fact they have a dead end job.

 

[mr turd]

Kev she is a new girlfriend ,and far to early for all the lovey dovey trollop

 

[On the Left Wing]

I've always wanted to meet a willing virgin in a megastore dedicated to them!

 

[Kev the Ape]

I know but it was like love at first sight, now her ex wants to ring her and have a chat .

 

[Hungry Joe]

well on monday i was going to virgin megastores, when i bumped into her and we started chatting and we just been seeing each other since.

That is without doubt the sweetest thing I've ever read on any messageboard.

 

[On the Left Wing]

That is without doubt the sweetest thing I've ever read on any messageboard.

have you wet yourself yet HJ?

 

[Hungry Joe]

have you wet yourself yet HJ?

Almost.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

That is without doubt the sweetest thing I've ever read on any messageboard.

Treason Treacle Toffee recipe
ingredients
1 lb. (450g) Demerara sugar
3 oz. (75g) butter
4 oz. (125g) golden syrup
4 oz. (125g) black treacle
quarter tsp. cream of tartar
quarter pint (150ml) water



method
1. Butter an oblong tin measuring about 12inch x 4 inch x 1inch (30cm x 10cm x 2.5cm)

2. Pour the water into a heavy based saucepan, warm over a low heat, add the sugar and stir until it dissolves

3. Add the remaining ingredients and bring to the boil, reaching a temperature of 270F, 140C without stirring

4. Pour the mixture into the buttered tin and stand for about 5 minutes

5. Mark into squares with a buttered knife then leave to set before breaking up

 

[Donny Osmond]

Did you bump into her on purpose? Knock over her bags, pick them up to show how sweet you are.

 

[Schrödinger's Toad]

Well done sir, it's been strangley quiet on here the last week or so without you!

 

[mr turd]

I know but it was like love at first sight, now her ex wants to ring her and have a chat .

perhaps she loves playing games,so move on to chapter 2

 

[Kev the Ape]

Did you bump into her on purpose? Knock over her bags, pick them up to show how sweet you are.

accidently. i picked the bags up and we just started talking.

 

[Robbie G]

Welcome back Kev

 

[Kev the Ape]

i saw her in a dress today and i went wow i said to myself she is mine .

 

[Kev the Ape]

Welcome back Kev

thank u bert.

 

[Hungry Joe]

Treason Treacle Toffee recipe
ingredients
1 lb. (450g) Demerara sugar
3 oz. (75g) butter
4 oz. (125g) golden syrup
4 oz. (125g) black treacle
quarter tsp. cream of tartar
quarter pint (150ml) water



method
1. Butter an oblong tin measuring about 12inch x 4 inch x 1inch (30cm x 10cm x 2.5cm)

2. Pour the water into a heavy based saucepan, warm over a low heat, add the sugar and stir until it dissolves

3. Add the remaining ingredients and bring to the boil, reaching a temperature of 270F, 140C without stirring

4. Pour the mixture into the buttered tin and stand for about 5 minutes

5. Mark into squares with a buttered knife then leave to set before breaking up

My teeth are hurting just reading that but the Kev Love Story is still sweeter. I'm not being sarcastic either, I had that funny feeling you get just behind your eyes when I read the Virgin Megastore tale.