My gratuitous 2,000th post thread

[The Large One]

And here it is. Marvelous scenes. 2000 posts of quality opinion, humour, fun, incisive comment, self-indulgent wank and impeccable spelling and punctuation. Apparently.

My friends, I thang yow.

 

[berkshire seagull]

Shame you couldn't manage 1 decent post out of that lot

 

[Meade's Ball]

Any highlights of your time here?

Congratulations.

 

[The Large One]

Hard to say:

I can't match the reporting skills of Easy 10
nor the knowledge and wisdom of Lord Bracknell
nor the vision of Edna Krabappel
nor the fluffiness of BAG
nor the ubiquity of Chapman's The Saviour
nor the vagueness of Trotser
nor the illiteracy of FG
nor the hairstyle of Raphael Meade
nor the photo skills of roz
nor the cute (upper) cheeks of Lush
nor the warcry of Henfield One
nor the support or accent of Yorkie
nor the spam of Braders
nor the drama of Safeway/Morrisons
nor the drinking skills of Turkey
nor the money of Rougvie
nor the poetry of Attila

...so I guess that leaves me a Middle-of-the-Road poster.

So here's to 2,000 more posts of mediocrity.

Soz if I left you out...

 

[CHAPPERS]

Mediocre my arse, Alan.

Nobody catch match your stinkiness

 

[The Large One]

You need to re-arrange that Chappers.

'Nobody can match my mediocre arse's stinkiness'

 

[berkshire seagull]

You can have 2k of mine if you want

 

[The Large One]

You can have 2k of mine if you want

No thanks. People would think I'd flipped...

I have a reputation as a stinky fart-laden, gross, Big Yin-bearded grumpy sod. At least, that's what Rougvie was implying when he tried to take me quietly in the bog at the Quiz Night.

 

[berkshire seagull]

my posts mean you get humor
I have noticed you lot tend to spend a lot of time in the bogs these days and its very worring indeed.

 

[The Large One]

It's either the bog or NSC where I deposit my shite...

The bog is for some, a mundane, functional activity; for others, the basis of an entire culture...

 

[berkshire seagull]

In that case i shit all the time while on here greatttttttt