My FAVOURITE coffee-related joke of August 2012

[Easy 10]

I saw Bonnie Tyler walking around town this morning looking a bit confused.
"You ok Bonnie ?" I asked. "Yes I'm fine thanks" she replied. "I'm just looking for somewhere to sit down and have a coffee".
"Well, there's a Starbucks over there, or there's a Costa just around the corner" I said.
"No thanks" she replied. "I'm holding out for a Nero".

COFFEE FAN - Bonnie Tyler yesterday.

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Kim Wilde fail...

 

[Box of Frogs]

I saw Bonnie Tyler walking around town this morning looking a bit confused.
"You ok Bonnie ?" I asked. "Yes I'm fine thanks" she replied. "I'm just looking for somewhere to sit down and have a coffee".
"Well, there's a Starbucks over there, or there's a Costa just around the corner" I said.
"No thanks" she replied. "I'm holding out for a Nero".

COFFEE FAN - Bonnie Tyler yesterday.

Looks like Kim Wilde to me! Other than that its the best coffee joke I have heard this afternoon.

 

[Brok]

Who's gonna tell him?

 

[SeagullSongs]

 

[Frutos]

Erm....

 

[gripper stebson]

Celebrity spotted today...

You don't happen to be working through the backlog of Frank Skinner podcasts do you Easy?

 

[Sam-]

Thanks a latte.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I saw Bonnie Tyler walking around town this morning looking a bit confused.
"You ok Bonnie ?" I asked. "Yes I'm fine thanks" she replied. "I'm just looking for somewhere to sit down and have a coffee".
"Well, there's a Starbucks over there, or there's a Costa just around the corner" I said.
"No thanks" she replied. "I'm holding out for a Nero".

COFFEE FAN - Bonnie Tyler yesterday.

Definitely my old next-door-neighbour from Welwyn Garden City, Ms Kim Wilde.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Careful, people. Making a bad coffee joke on NSC is grounds for a ban.

 

[Gazwag]

that's 5 and counting

 

[Titanic]

Posting the wrong pic has put the mocca's on that joke

 

[Sussex on Leith]

Careful, people. Making a bad coffee joke on NSC is grounds for a ban.

Surely it's easier just to filter them out?

 

[Titanic]

If only it had bean the right picture

 

[saltdeanseagull1]

Posting the wrong pic has put the mocca's on that joke

not to mention potentially libelous

 

[MattBackHome]

My contribution to the Kim Wilde/coffee-related punfest:

Kids in Americano

 

[Giraffe]

And I the only one trying to work a cap and a chino into a sentence now?!!!!

 

[catfish]

You're all a load of has-beans.

 

[element]

I saw a mate after he'd come back from a well-known coffee house

He said he'd had a Grande Capuccino with chocolate on top, and a nice toasted cheese sandwich...

I said, 'Ciabatta...'

He replied, 'Er, no. I paid the right price...'

 

[GingerBeerMan]

I don't get it, anyone explain?