My dog just bit me!

[Turkey]

Opened the door, walked down the hallway, OUCH!

Bloody thing didn't recognise.

Slag!

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

And what was the game like you idiot?

Lacking match reports, and you go and post about your badly trained dog going for you.......

 

[Kryten]

 

[Hilton]

One of my dogs tried to bite me when I got back from the airport today, very unimpressed

 

[Turkey]

And what was the game like you idiot?

Lacking match reports, and you go and post about your badly trained dog going for you.......

Since when did anyone ever agree with my match reports? For what its worth I thought Wolves had a pretty comfortable ride and despite loads of possession we never hurt them.

 

[brighton rock]

whats her name palace?

 

[Turkey]

whats her name palace?

Very funny.

She's Lady.. Although I think Bloody Thirsty would be more apt.

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

Since when did anyone ever agree with my match reports?

Well, the only alternative currently (22.55pm) is the usual long-winded affair that is LI's trademark, and I refuse to read anything that bozo posts anymore, so up his own arse it 'aint true

 

[Juan Albion]

whats her name palace?

Can't be. A dogbite requires more points than palace have.

 

[SussexSpur]

Opened the door, walked down the hallway, OUCH!

Bloody thing didn't recognise.

Slag!

Oi, NSC soundbite supremo / media whore.

It's fairly simple.

"Dog bites man" = no story.

"Man bites dog" = story.

Sort it out fella.

 

[Safeway]

I trust you booted it back down the hallway from whence it came?

 

[Turkey]

I trust you booted it back down the hallway from whence it came?

No! I ran to mummy and she gave me a plaster.

 

[Bobby's Gull]

My heart bleeds.

 

[Beach Hut]

No! I ran to mummy and she gave me a plaster.

Perhaps the moral is you should go home more then "Lady" will remember you ?

 

[Turkey]

My heart bleeds.

Not as much as my ****ing leg it don't!

 

[Turkey]

Re: Re: My dog just bit me!

Oi, NSC soundbite supremo / media whore.

It's fairly simple.

"Dog bites man" = no story.

"Man bites dog" = story.

Sort it out fella.

Dog bites man? This is Safeways territory..

 

[oapdodge]

Hope the dog is ok.It will get over it.Poor thing.
Sure it wasn't just trying to be friendly,a little love bite ?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

maybe it has rabies

 

[Kryten]

maybe it has rabies

Who? The dog? Or Turkey?

 

[driddles]

Guess the dog likes the taste of Turkey...

probably tastes like chicken.