My (attempt at a) Kayal song

[Easy 10]

I still like this one I did earlier. To the tune of Oh Carol.

Oh Kayal, I’m in love with you
Kayal you’re perfect, in our 4-4-2
Your passing leaves me mesmerised
Our midfield general, and you’re circumcised

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

Even though he's pretty slow
He is never on his own
When we're playin
Playin

Ber-am Kayal
Ber-am Kay-ay-ay-ay-al.....

(Israel - Siouxsie an the Banshees)

[gets coat]

 

[The Fifth Column]

Still like mine, simple, repetitive and short. Ticks all the right boxes:

To the tune 'Kumbaya'

King Kayal My Lord, King Kayal
King Kayal My Lord, King Kayal
King Kayal My Lord, King Kayal
Oh Lord King Kayal.

 

[SUA Seagull]

I think with that one, its the second and third lines which need to rhyme eg: whatever will be will be, we're going to wemb-er-ley.

With the same tune, and lines 2 and 3 rhyming, how about

Oh Beram, Beram
Our Is-rae-li midfield man
He’s stronger than Des-p’rate Dan
Oh Beram, Beram

 

[Nixonator]

Why can't we get a good tom hark song going