Most Useless toy you owned

[Simster]

Did anyone ever play Mousetrap properly? If I recall you were meant to construct the trap mechanism as you went along. However, everyone I knew used to cut to the chase by putting it up on one go beforehand and then it was a case of who landed on the cheese square. Utterly dull with the only "thrill" being that 80% of the time the mechanism would fail. Unless of course you gave it a nudge when it was your mate facing doom!

Flightdeck looked great on the tv advert but was also white people in reality

Your mousetrap assessment is spot on. Dull, apart from when it was time to launch the mechanism, which invariably didn't work because it was SHITE.

I had Flightdeck though, and you're wrong. It was top drawer.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Video Driver. It was a VHS based game where you had a device hung to the front of the tv, you steered the little car left and right along the screen as the video played regardless of what you were doing with the car. Watch and be amazed.....

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[£1.99]

I'll start with these...complete waste of time

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Not according to this little fellow

 

[pasty]

In 1986, I had £35 burning a whole in my pocket after a birthday, so I wasted on this crap:

Totally shit bit of kit.

I'll see your Casio, and raise you one of these

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

 

[jgmcdee]

The Slinky did lose it's appeal after you relised it could only go down the stairs.

Take a look at this, about 40 seconds in.

 

[HovaGirl]

Has to be
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never worked.

What is it?

 

[catfish]

Take a look at this, about 40 seconds in.

Still not really what I was looking for in a toy!

 

[Fungus]

Take a look at this, about 40 seconds in.

Wow, it can slow down time. Almost as good as a Magic Boomerang.

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Stretch Armstrong

 

[TrickyOne]

Me x wife!!