Most Irritating Tv Presenter

[JEM]

Andy Gray. Easily the most annoying footy pundit. We're not interested in what you'd do if you were the manager, Andy - just comment as unbiased as you can on the game.

Graham Norton. Why does he say "errr" before every single sentence? Easily the biggest **** amongst ****s of chat show presenters. ****.

June Sarpong. Thicker than a whale omelette. Luckily as a kids presenter she doesn't need smarts.

Jilly Goolden. Why not call a spade a spade? If it tastes like blackcurrant just bloody say so. Bitch.

Kilroy. Why? Just Why?

 

[coach03]

Did I mention Terry Wogan ? AAAArrrrggggghhhh !!!!

 

[Reading Posh]

Alice Beer - no contest, ugly too.

 

[tinx]

Would've been John Leslie but I tinhk its fair to say the only show we'll be seeing him on in the near future is the news, so failing that it has to be Richard and judy.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Nick Knowles

I would quite comfortably give him a good shoeing.

Great call Eddie. The bloke is utterly talentless. However, I'm with Tooting. This women has a face that needs to have my fist in the centre of it

 

[dwayne]

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[borat]

definitely fern cotton - so so annoying. As for carol vorderman - words cant explain.

 

[hart's shirt]

Fern Britton - as I'm feeling quite uncharitable today, she's both annoying and has let herself go as well. I blame it on too much cooking from her Ready Steady Cook boyfriend. All in all, an appalling combination.

Jamie Theakston - no, I don't care if he's a local Hassocks lad. Has anybody ever seen him at the Albion? And he thinks he's so 'street' because he does the narrator voice-overs for all the city centre violence programmes. More like Sesame Street, Jamie.

Stuart Maconie - self-appointed expert who thankfully only ever seems to appear on those 'I Love 1970s/80s' nostalgia programmes. Except that he'll be on the new Jo Brand (don't even get me started...) show at 6pm on BBC2 tonight. I think I'll give that one a miss...

Any of the following who does 'funny/howler/bloomer' programmes and automatically assumes that the humour (sic) of the show will automatically transfer to them by allowing them to make dry one-liners before or after each clip:
Denis Norden
Steve Penk
Lisa Riley
Chris Tarrant

 

[Simster]

I'll be frank: Steve Penk is the biggest **** on telly.

 

[CHAPPERS]

June Sapong
Graham Norton
That bitch of the saturday show that always wakes me up with her f***ing whining voice.

 

[Mr Popkins]

Eamon holmes!!

man utd wanker!

come to think of it any presenter on GMTV! what a shite programme!

also the boy presenter on channel 4,s popworld, he only looks about 17, and thinks he knows it all, id love to punch him!


Davina Macalls alright but i can understand why people dont like her! "Hello were live!, you must,nt say f*** or bugger!"

 

[Beefy]

Eamon holmes!!

man utd wanker!

come to think of it any presenter on GMTV! what a shite programme!

The talentless blonde presenter(Fiona something) really pisses me off and has got to be the expert at tactless links.

 

[Mental Lental]

Good call on Jilly Goolden.

I remember a hilarious Spitting Image piss take that went something like this:

"Ooh, I'm getting elderberrys, I'm getting apples, I'm getting dandelions, I'm getting a hint of asparagus, I'm getting right on your tits aren't I?"