Most fave Spoof Comedy Film

[Man of Harveys]

it's like 'how much more black can this thing be?' and the answer's, like...'none'. 'none more black.'

"Are you reading Yes I Can, by Sammy Davis Jr? You know what the title of that book should be? Yes I Can if Frank Sinatra says it's OK; Frank calls the shots for all those guys."

Best. Comedy. Ever.

 

[dunno]

Airplane

Surely you cannot be serious??

'I am serious....and don't call me shirley!'

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

it's like 'how much more black can this thing be?' and the answer's, like...'none'. 'none more black.'

Sexy? Whats wrong with sexy?

No, no SEXIST

 

[Tooting Gull]

More Tap, 'Smell the Glove' cover trouble...

Ian: "We feel the company is rather down on the cover. Is that the case?"

Bobbi: "Yes. They don't like the cover, they find it very offensive and very sexist."

Ian: "What's offensive?"

Bobbi: "You put a greased, naked woman on all fours with a dog collar around her neck and a leash, and a man's arm extended out to here holding the leash and pushing a black glove in her face to sniff it, you don't find that offensive and sexist?"

Ian: "No, I don't, this is 1982 Bobbi, come on."

 

[Man of Harveys]

[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months.
Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

and, my personal favourite:

"Can I ask a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow night?"

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]

and, my personal favourite:

"Can I ask a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow night?"

Oooh! Allow me...

"No we are doing f***ing stonhenge"

 

[Dave the OAP]

Where the white women at?

Hello Boys


Blazing Saddles - genius

 

[Dave the OAP]

"I hate to see you like this Mr taggart, do you mant me to shoot the ******"