Most embarrassing thing you've done at an office party/function ?

[Spunk Bubble]

Got to be a few out there ?

 

[Napper]

some bloke accused me of looking at his bird , swung and tried to slap me so ended in a ruck in hogshead hove with all company and bosses there. All had to leave . Monday am called into boss's office , all smoothed over and ok , then 1 year later made redundant

better job now so all for the best

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

As a seventeen year old at the office Xmas do, I projectile vomited over the velvet jacket of the head of the Farthing Corner motorway service station (where I was employed as storeboy at the time)

As an eighteen year old at the office Xmas do, I was busy shagging the wife of my Higher Executive Officer at the Paymaster Generals Office (where I was employed as a junior computer programmer at the time) in the main cloakroom, blissfully unaware that they's just played the last record and turned the house lights up. Suddenly it wasn't a private party anymore.



I don't go to office Xmas parties anymore.

 

[Gerbil]

Met my Mrs

 

[Cian]

Scored a colleague who I'd forgotten was a dog in daylight. Thats about it, I'm worryingly sane at office parties

 

[Gerbil]

Scored a colleague who I'd forgotten was a dog in daylight. Thats about it, I'm worryingly sane at office parties

See my post above yours

 

[Billy the Fish]

At our annual department meeting I lost my phone, so i borrowed a mate's to try and get the sim card blocked. I got the number for O2 from directory enquiries but it was the wrong one for what I wanted, the woman said she couldn't block it so I abused her until she put the phone down, I think I did that a couple of times. Once I'd finished with his phone I was trying to put the keylock on but didn't know how, so I asked a guy that I work with and he started taking the piss. I told him to f*** off and offered him out, but luckily nothing came of it.

 

[Without Limits]

I nice lady caught my eye, (thought i havent seen her before) got chatting and towards the end of the night dancing moved in to kiss... to be stoped by her mum( a very senior boss of mine)

 

[JJ McClure]

Stick a long bit of loo roll up my arse so that it touched the ground, set fire to the end and then try and down a pint before it set fire to my arse. I failed

 

[hitony]

I embarrisingly have quite a few storys from work related partys and functions etc, probably one of my worst was when i was a Site Manager with Redrow Homes, and at a night club in Cardiff, me and my boss (Contracts Manager) didnt always see eye to eye on things, and i started on him where after me telling him what i thought about him, i then proceeded to have him by the throat and started to strangle him

Can i give a bit of advise to some of the younger members of NSC, what i did is not always the best thing to do as a career move goes

I felt alot better after i had been pulled away from him by other colleagues (good thing they did cos i would have killed the prick !!!!)

 

[Lady Bracknell]

It involved a TORY.
I remain deeply ashamed to this day.

 

[Bakesy]

It involved a TORY.
I remain deeply ashamed to this day.

You didn't?