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[seagullsovergrimsby]

This is a real fat pikey wedding.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Love is......Regurgitating your desert when your husband fancies another helping.

 

[16bha]

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"as soon as I've finished this cake, you're next fat boy, with a little Chianti"

 

[Jack Straw]

I gold you it osn't a good igea giving you a gow gob gust gefore I gad to gay "I goo". Ow urry up and get the gest of your gum out of by outh behore the gicar gurns up!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Cake mix - am I being shafted!'

 

[rocker959]

Slap her bum and ride the ripples

 

[NMH]

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"Hove prawn and fed"

 

[Jonno]

Die you bitch

ha ha, yeah this. You can sense the hatred and disgust in the guy.