Monday Caption comp

[pasty]

So what is everybody's favourite MP saying ?

 

[Marc]

ee bah gum those pies we're right tasty!

 

[Northstander]

AH LIKE WOT AH SAY AND AH SARE WOT AH LARK!!

FOOKIN SOUTHERN POOFTERS!! AH FOOKIN DECK YER!!!

FOOK OFF!!

EEEH BAH GOOM!!!!

 

[Theatre of Trees]

My dog's just sat on my thumb

 

[Everest]

Oi NIMBY's, on yer boiks.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

"Would you like to stroke my coat?"

 

[Everest]

Ohhhh yes.

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

I've had my thumb up my arse for ages, and it bloody stinks.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Pauline's told me no more sex until that bloody enquiry's over.