MODS: Someone has hacked my account and is posting as me

[Chesney Christ]

I haven't been on here for a couple of days and come back to a PM from someone asking me what drugs I am on, and an entire thread dedicated to me "being a nob-head".

Can someone explain what has been going on (i.e. a quick update on what "I" have posted to stop me searching through loads of threads while I am at work), and can a mod delete the offending posts please and tell me how to change my password?

I also want to find out who it is!

Thanks,

Sam.

 

[CHAPPERS]

But you are a 'nob-head'?

 

[surrey jim]

what drugs are you on

 

[Chesney Christ]

But you are a 'nob-head'?

I'm fully aware of that, but I want to be known as a "nob-head" for things I've actually posted.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

Why in f***'S name should people do your leg work for you?

Search your own BASTARD threads.

Like anyone else gives two SHITS about your life crises.

 

[Chesney Christ]

Why is FUCKS name should people do your leg work for?

Search your own BASTARD threads.

Like anyone else gives two SHITS about your life crises.

Easy guvnor. I just meant anyone who was on here last night could give me a gist of what kind of crap the person posting as me posted. Its only cos I'm at work and I don't want to spend the entire day on the internet trying to clear my name. Calm down..........

and what do you mean my "life crises"? It wasn't me posting last night!

 

[Les Biehn]

Yeah right.

 

[Chesney Christ]

Christ. I've just done a search and established that apparently I think all female Brighton fans are "ugly", hate mods and post on the internet on class A drugs. I'm nowhere near that interesting.

 

[Wozza]

But Sam, it WAS you.

The OTHER Sam though, you know?!

 

[Chesney Christ]

But Sam, it WAS you.

The OTHER Sam though, you know?!

The one I don't tell anyone about. The mystery deepens. Perhaps I need to investigate who drugged me last night, rather than who hacked my account.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

It's OK, I just enjoy typing SWEARS in capital letters.

 

[surrey jim]

Christ. I've just done a search and established that apparently I think all female Brighton fans are "ugly",

The Daft bints are out to get you

 

[Chesney Christ]

The thread entitled "Chesney Christ" is funny. Half the people on there are calling me a c*ck, and the ones who know me are defending my character. Some of it was quite touching actually. I should get my account hacked more often. It gets me complements.

The abuse levelled towards Alan/TLO by "me" leads me to deduce that the hacker was Dwayne. I would feel bad levelling this kind of accusation at someone with no actual evidence but lets face it, the guy is a total tosser.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

MODS! Help, someone is posing as me!

It has come to my attention that someone has hacked my account, and has been posting well thought out and witty observations on a broad range of subjects...Please can you go back through all my posts over the past 10 months and delete any amusing or insightful ones, leaving only the drivel and ludicrous shite?

Thanks.

BH.

 

[The Large One]

The evidence against you is pretty damning...

'50 mill for Falmer. You're f***ing gullible you lot. . . You really are.'

You rang the Samaritans, concerned about my weight... That was nice.

'Sick of all the sycophants who hang on every word Knight utters and then... God forbid they actually f***ing believe the twat.'

You know the workings of Oscar Wilde and Larry Grayson.

Then you sung 'Goodnight Irene' quite beautifully, then claimed you had been hypnotised.





In mitigation to me calling you a nob-head, whoever hacked into your account did sound like a nob-head, and I did say it was out of character for you. So what did happen?

 

[surrey jim]

on a serousie note cant the Mods check IP addresses of sommink to work out who it was (me not being technical!)

 

[Chesney Christ]

The evidence against you is pretty damning...

'50 mill for Falmer. You're f***ing gullible you lot. . . You really are.'

You rang the Samaritans, concerned about my weight... That was nice.

'Sick of all the sycophants who hang on every word Knight utters and then... God forbid they actually f***ing believe the twat.'

You know the workings of Oscar Wilde and Larry Grayson.

Then you sung 'Goodnight Irene' quite beautifully, then claimed you had been hypnotised.





In mitigation to me calling you a nob-head, whoever hacked into your account did sound like a nob-head, and I did say it was out of character for you. So what did happen?

My password was "albion". Rather stupid of me. I have since changed it.

Looking at the times "I" was posting, I was actually asleep for a lot of it. I reckon it might have been my housemate.

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

Chesney,

Can you tell me who your home ISP is?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Looking at the times "I" was posting, I was actually asleep for a lot of it. I reckon it might have been my housemate.

You live with dwayne?

 

[Virgo's Haircut]

You live with dwayne?

I thought he lived with Ernest