Moan at Old fuckers thread

[Simster]

I have to wait! Three years time the mortgage finishes and I will be 700 a month better off!! Then its a SLK, or do as Mr Blair wants and put it all away in a pension

What bastard luck. If only they were a hundred quid cheaper, you could have bought one of dwayne's pink suits.

 

[Rougvie]

now you are talking!!!! American Golf Discount Place.

I ahve spent many a long time in there( and lots of wonga)

Yes, I bought a new driver in there on Saturday whilst the missus went and WASTED money in M&S that could have been much better spent on a new putter.

 

[looney]

Just got back from M&S holmbush.

Buy lunch - decent sarnies, milk etc

Took me three goes round the car park before I found a space

Got into M&S and headed off to the mens wear......full of old men trying on italian suits and looking rediculous

Went to gadget bit....good stuff in there - DR Who key rings, golf stuff, radio's , pen knives, electric train sets, mini cars etc etc.

Loads of old people blocking the isle and talking about how in their day all they had was an orange and a hoop...one old biddy haranguing some poor assistant who asked her to queue where inicated as opoosed to blocking the isle.

One bloke kept opening the boxes, taking out said gadgets, and trying them.......then saying what a waste of money and putting them back unboxed....it was very funny.

An hour in the exciting life of dave the Gaffer - M&S Correspondant

Your a walking arguement for euthanasia gramps, why dont you try to swallow your false teeth.

 

[tedebear]

Yes, I bought a new driver in there on Saturday whilst the missus went and WASTED money in M&S that could have been much better spent on a new putter.

Tends not to be the putter that needs replacing - just the user

 

[Parson Henry]

If I earned your sort of money Dave I would buy a Mercedes SLK, they are the dogs. I could see you in a 2 seater convertible Mercedes SLK with a young dolly bird in the passengers seat

How much are you on then DTG?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Dave itll soon be YOU doing that

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Gaffer must be on 6 figures at least

The question is , is he earning more than Dwayne

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Gaffer must be on 6 figures at least

The question is , is he earning more than Dwayne

or watford o

 

[zefarelly]

YES!!!!!!

Mid life crisis car here we come

thats not a midlife crisis car Dave . . .its a ladies to hairdressers conveying machine

this is a mid life crisis car

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Call that a CRISIS ?

This is what you want, Dave ...